ArteSuave Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Chimps and kangaroos will probably make the final and chimps are stong as hell, but kangaroos are **** badass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Dogs were also suggested. But I think anything with 4 legs is going to struggle when they have to go direct. My puppy was actually quite a good football player 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 we ain't doing boxing though are we, we're doing football. Although here's an exclusive training ground picture Still trying to explain to them they have to kick it and pass it around. I've seen pictures of the pig's training regime and they seem in with a snout, I thought they'd be slow-porks but they're good at pens, makes me dis-grunt-led, they might ham-burgle the cup. Think their physios use a special oink-ment. I don't like their kit though, they play in ma-hog-any. I think Stevo will like the fact his creation has spawned so many puns. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArteSuave Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 I don't think chimps or pigs have the pace to stop the 'roo counter attack. 44mph top speed. Hopping also uses less energy than running so they can go for ages. Ceasar and co won't be able to tie them down, sport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 11, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted August 11, 2014 Only the elephant keeper would be able to use his trunk like that. Would be obstruction otherwise (I think) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 ******* pedantic SIFF Officials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 If eagles picked it up with their talons would that count as hand ball if not you can just imagine them scoring and doing a Spain and not giving the ball back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 What about Albatrosses? 11 foot wing span who is scoring on them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 11, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted August 11, 2014 (edited) If eagles picked it up with their talons would that count as hand ball if not you can just imagine them scoring and doing a Spain and not giving the ball back. Not hand ball, but again it would be obstruction I think. Plus my mates pointed out that pretty much all bird goalkeepers would be awful, apart from maybe albatrosses Edited August 11, 2014 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Can we do like a world cup and do polls to decide the winners or would a Euros format be better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 11, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted August 11, 2014 (edited) I'm considering doing a draw, and then having a thread where we debate the winners of each game, and I'll write up a match report based on the best arguments. or maybe have a representative form each team. 8 Pints appears keen to manage somebody Edit: Yeah polls are probably the best idea! Edited August 11, 2014 by Stevo985 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 I'm considering doing a draw, and then having a thread where we debate the winners of each game, and I'll write up a match report based on the best arguments. or maybe have a representative form each team. 8 Pints appears keen to manage somebody Edit: Yeah polls are probably the best idea! Get it done, i'm leaving for a new job in 3 weeks time, and i'm fairly sure I won't be on here to witness the SIFF World cup if it happens after this point in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 This needs to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 11, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted August 11, 2014 Well I know how I'm spending my lunch break today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 (edited) Self-pleasuring in the bathroom? ... Edited August 11, 2014 by AVFCforever1991 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Let's get our 32 teams so. Should it be seeded or open draw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Bagsie managing the Ostriches! I suggested them first! Strong, aggressive and surely the fastest 2-legged team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Bagsie managing the Ostriches! I suggested them first! Strong, aggressive and surely the fastest 2-legged team? They're going to be absolutely brutal in goal though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 This needs it's own thread Stevo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts