Popular Post lapal_fan Posted May 28, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted May 28, 2014 I watched The Raid on Monday afternoon. I hadn't seen it in the past, and I only got round to watching it when I watched the film on Monday, like I said earlier in the post (Over there <--) That being said, it exceeded my expectations, this is because I didn't have any expectations of it. It was very good with all the "HIIIIII YAAAAAAA" and then the thing when it goes "PITCHUUUUUUUUU PITCHUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!" and it really comes together with the "WOFMQWRFORWMGFFOVM{PADFAEFPAWRKGOPEKBZDPSFKSDFVOM" - really nicely put together killing film. On that basis, I can only give it a poor 9.5/10 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I must admit, when it comes to reviews I'm more of a lapal fan than Pooligan. Blasphemy, I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Can I have your bank account number and sort code and security code and the other one that enables me to purchase goods please? I'll send you something nice too, so you don't feel robbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Oh and if you are a fan of me then I would like it if you used the term Lapal fan - fan. otherwise you are just using my name and I don't think you're much of a fan of me if you do that. thanks you for your co-op - (like the shop) - eration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Oh and if you are a fan of me then I would like it if you used the term Lapal fan - fan. otherwise you are just using my name and I don't think you're much of a fan of me if you do that. thanks you for your co-op - (like the shop) - eration You're right, I should've said lapal-fan fan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I should've said lapal-fan fan. "Lapal-fan-fan", sounds like a service one would exchange money in Thailand for and... not expect a receipt. If you know what I mean. I mean Ladyman sex. Mind you then you probably would expect a "receipt" of sorts. In your bottom. From the ladypenis. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Any of you guys heard of the Bechdel test? It is a test of whether a film is sexist* or not. (*sexist against women, that is) I was amazed when I heard of it but when I found out the rules, I couldn't think of many films which would pass. It has to have at least two women in it, who talk to each other, about something besides a man Surely that's all women talk about anyway? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I must admit, when it comes to reviews I'm more of a lapal fan than Pooligan. Blasphemy, I know. I'm team Pooligan! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Back from x-men After a string of meh superhero type films of late I thought this one was pretty decent Some good comedy moments without the smugness of Avengers or the OTT quips from Spider-pig ...For the scene with quicksilver at the Pentagon , take a bow Singer , take a bow As if the film wasn't decent enough you also get Ellen Page and Jennifer Lawrence the film could only have been topped had they smeared peanut butter over themselves and then wrestled in Jelly Considering i'd read that the film had problems and had various reshoots I was expecting a turkey , instead we got the best x-men film yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 (edited) Ellen Page ....what a waste of some quality fanny Edited May 28, 2014 by Meath_Villan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Ellen Page ....what a waste of some quality fanny I cannot agree more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 What a daft thing to say. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Only God Forgives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 ellen page does absolutely nothing for me, each to their own i suppose nicholas hoult (him who plays the young beast) has been knocking off Jennifer Lawrence since the 1st film apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) Edited May 29, 2014 by Wainy316 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted May 29, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2014 So I seed'd the Thin Red Line on Tuesday the 27th't of May, 2014. It is an older film which was filmed and shot sometime in 1998 in a place called Tokyo. I have since researched that Tokyo was the birthday place of a familiar monster star called Dawn French. I was really dissapointed that a film that was film shooted in Tokyo did not feature my favorite Chinese actor Jackie Chan. In the film, it was a lovely day, the sun was shining and I think the men that went on those narrow boats should have worn less clothes, because of the heating elements. When they got off the boats, they ran up this massive hill. Then it all began "PITCHU! PITCHU, PITCHU! CLANG! "I'M RELOADING YOU ROTTERS! STOP SHOOTING IN MY DIRECTION!!" but did the rotters stop shooting at him? Did they ****. One time this guy really runs up the hill with his legs all tired, but he thinks "**** THIS, I'M ENJOYING MY RUN, I'LL KEEP GOING!" and all of the soilders think "WOOOOO!" and shot their pistols in the air like some kind of mad texan guy. Anyway, a few people die and it is bad. I think the dictator of the film showed this happening because it demonstrates that war is only good for the people killing. The people who are dead are just sad because there's no respawns. There was also a bit with a village full of black people living a lovely simple life. There was a soilder with them who made them play some games when the children just wanted to sleep, but he said "no, you must play these parlour games". There was also a bit where a soilder kept imagining his girlfriend on a swing, but I thought she's to old to be on a swing, she might fall off and crack her head or something like that. Overall, I liked parts and I disliked other parts. But because it was a lovely sunny day, I give this film a whopping 9.5/10 I would watch it again probably, but I might not because it was boring in some parts. I might watch it again and just fast forward all the woman on the swing and get to the killing bits. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2014 I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I lol'd why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 has this now turned into the competition thread and who can give the most obscure film review ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2014 has this now turned into the competition thread and who can give the most obscure film review ? Your XMen review was pretty obscure to be fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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