Tegis Posted December 1, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted December 1, 2014 Blind people don't see blackness, they see nothing. Nice try, but we are talking blowies here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Blind people don't see blackness, they see nothing. Yet they do see things in their dreams, even if born blind. Imagine how **** mental that must be. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 I guess that's because you don't use your eyes to see when dreaming, still hard to comprend though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 2k for a blow job...jesus I 'ahem' know someone who used pay £60 for 1/2 hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 I have a friend who is pretty rich, he is close friend with a girl who works as a luxary prostitute and she takes £2000 for a blowjob Is he a close enough friend to get a discount because that's extortionate! lol, He has not slept with her as he dont wanna ruin their friendship (well that's what he says anyway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Code for he's tried ad failed! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 I have a friend who is pretty rich, he is close friend with a girl who works as a luxary prostitute and she takes £2000 for a blowjob Is he a close enough friend to get a discount because that's extortionate! According to the book Superfreakonomics the price of a blow job is sensitive to local economic conditions and in America, at least, the over-supply has moved the service from a high tariff item to the cheapest. There's that old joke which probably applies to Scandinavia. What have Lobster Thermidor and blowjobs got in common? They are both fantastic and you never get them at home! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Code for he's tried ad failed! Start saving up Xela and ill book you an appointment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 2, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted December 2, 2014 **** hell. I'd give a BJ for 2 grand. Stick it on you tube, that'll embarrass him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Code for he's tried ad failed! Start saving up Xela and ill book you an appointment It better be life changing for that amount! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zak Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Code for he's tried ad failed! Start saving up Xela and ill book you an appointment It better be life changing for that amount! Does declaring bankruptcy count as life changing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 4, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2014 Freddie Mercury has been dead for longer than the time he was in Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponky Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Hebert Hoover once worked on the Western Australian goldfields for several years before he was President. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 (edited) The Apple search engine 'Safari' is a reference to the Beach Boys' song 'Surfin Safari'. Edited December 8, 2014 by useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 The Apple search engine 'Safari' is a reference to the Beach Boys' song 'Surfin Safari'. That's not true 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Microsoft's "Internet Explorer" is a reference to the game cave explorer, which Bill Gates used to play with his creepy uncle Frank as a young boy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 I had a feeling it wasn't there's a fare few myths knocking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted December 8, 2014 Moderator Share Posted December 8, 2014 Snickers is named after a horse.Charlie Chaplin is buried under six feet of concrete after this body was stolen a couple of times by 'fans'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted December 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted December 8, 2014 Charlie Chaplin fans weakness is concrete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted December 8, 2014 Snickers is named after a horse. Charlie Chaplin is buried under six feet of concrete after this body was stolen a couple of times by 'fans'. Concrete is dead??? I thought he was only injured? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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