Popular Post villa4europe Posted February 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted February 24, 2023 7 hours ago, quazzie goat said: He is an arse hole, let’s be honest. But he’s our arse hole. Every other forum in the country has martinez as the keeper on this list Between the time wasting, the faking injuries and the WC antics, he's literally won a copa and a WC through gamesmanship, which was brilliantly unpleasant I'd have him on there 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpTheVilla26 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 At full back, I raise you Ryan Fredericks the dirty, talentless prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 2 hours ago, villa4europe said: Every other forum in the country has martinez as the keeper on this list Between the time wasting, the faking injuries and the WC antics, he's literally won a copa and a WC through gamesmanship, which was brilliantly unpleasant I'd have him on there Mings as the centre back as well. A hatred from a lot opposition fans stemming from one thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 6 hours ago, theboyangel said: GK - Pickford (really let himself down since This Is England) RB - Luke Ayling (Top knot wearing micro penis) CB - Ben Mee (professional maimer) CB - Virgil Van Dijk (overrated, cumbersome and arrogant) LB - Junior Firpo (absolute waste of space) CM - Jesse Lingard (tik-toking clearing in the woods) CM - Anthony Gordon (Princess Di/Clare Balding hybrid) RW - Antony ( showpony with no substance) AM - Fernandes (rat faced cry baby) LW - Zaha (whinger extraordinaire) ST - Bamford (utter Jessie) Manager - Mikkel Arteta (Lego haired angry toddler) Almost the perfect team of words removed. I'd just shoehorn Gresford in somewhere to annoy the fanbois on here 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom13 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 4 hours ago, villa4europe said: Every other forum in the country has martinez as the keeper on this list Between the time wasting, the faking injuries and the WC antics, he's literally won a copa and a WC through gamesmanship, which was brilliantly unpleasant I'd have him on there People in shock at quazzie picking him is hilariously defensive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wict01 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 8 hours ago, theboyangel said: GK - Pickford (really let himself down since This Is England) RB - Luke Ayling (Top knot wearing micro penis) CB - Ben Mee (professional maimer) CB - Virgil Van Dijk (overrated, cumbersome and arrogant) LB - Junior Firpo (absolute waste of space) CM - Jesse Lingard (tik-toking clearing in the woods) CM - Anthony Gordon (Princess Di/Clare Balding hybrid) RW - Antony ( showpony with no substance) AM - Fernandes (rat faced cry baby) LW - Zaha (whinger extraordinaire) ST - Bamford (utter Jessie) Manager - Mikkel Arteta (Lego haired angry toddler) Antony is a great shout. My mate's barber describes him as "all fart, no shit" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 I nearly picked Martinez, then I remembered that being a bit of a troll is nowhere near as dickheadish behaviour as driving while at twice the drink driving limit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferguson1 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 Ramsdale Romero Zouma Mee Fernandes Xhaka Partey Silva Bamford Richarlison Maupay Subs: Pickford, Mina, Martinez, Ayling, Robertson, Lingard, Zaha, Vardy, Costa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-k Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 No Greenwood? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 25 minutes ago, a-k said: No Greenwood? Not actually playing these days is he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WakefieldVillan Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 14 hours ago, OutByEaster? said: Because "Team of dickheads" isn't a nice title for a thread. Simply put - the Premier league's current eleven biggest arseholes. I'll start you off..... ---------------------------------XXXXXX------------------------------------ XXXXXXX-------XXXXXXX------XXXXXXXX------XXXXXXX XXXXXXX---Fernandes(C)----XXXXXXXX-----XXXXXXXX -----------------------XXXXXXX------XXXXXXXX----------------------- Fire away! Made every team so far, but hardly surprising I'm guessing it's not just our fan base that think he's a total word removed!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadlyDirk Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 Hmmm..... GK - Ramsdale DR - Ayling DL - Firpo DC - Mee DC - Dier CM - Xhaka CM - Mctominay CAM - Fernandes AMR - Zaha AML - Richarlison STC - Maupay Obviously this is very subjective but it seems the teams will have plenty of common denominators Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 14 minutes ago, DeadlyDirk said: Obviously this is very subjective but it seems the teams will have plenty of common denominators They all have Leeds players 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuwabatake Sanjuro Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 Surprised Gabriel isn't mentioned by anyone yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 Me and my grandad used to do this and keep tabs on players at the time - but we're talking 96-02, and a lot of non league. But, a prem player who was always selected by us was Julian Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Factory Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 These lists show how vanilla football has become. No proper shi*thouses in the same league as players like Goikoetxea or Harald Schumacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono62 Posted February 24, 2023 Share Posted February 24, 2023 Fabinho - Dirty tackler who does the hands up sorry thing which annoys me. Manager - Pep - Horrid man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLVillan Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 1. Pickford 2. Fredericks 3. Ayling 4. Dier 5. Mee 6. Rodri 7. Fernandes 8. Xhaka 9. Kane 10. Grealish 11. Antony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 17 hours ago, Jono62 said: Fabinho - Dirty tackler who does the hands up sorry thing which annoys me. I am really enjoying Fabinho fall from grace for exactly what you said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Kepa. Garbage keeper. Thinks he's Gordon Banks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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