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Because "Team of dickheads" isn't a nice title for a thread.

Simply put - the Premier league's current eleven biggest arseholes.

I'll start you off.....

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XXXXXXX---Fernandes(C)----XXXXXXXX-----XXXXXXXX

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Fire away!

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I'm drawing a blank on fullbacks.

 

---------------------------------Lloris------------------------------------

XXXXXXX-------Mee------Zouma------XXXXXXX

Saka---Fernandes----Partey-----Sterling

-----------------------Toney------Zaha-----------------------

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So many to think of 

              Pickford

Ayling  Maguire   Mee  Robertson{couldnt think of a left back but he comes across as a bit of dick}

          Fernandes Fabinho

Salah                                Saka

          Kane  Bamford

 

Manager: Pep Assistants: Arteta and Klopp

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                         Pickford

           Zouma   - Mee - Mendy

     Partey - Fernandes - Zaha

Grealish - Toney - Maupay - Bamford

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22 minutes ago, Davkaus said:

I'm drawing a blank on fullbacks.

 

---------------------------------Lloris------------------------------------

XXXXXXX-------Mee------Zouma------XXXXXXX

Saka---Fernandes----Partey-----Sterling

-----------------------Toney------Zaha-----------------------

What did Sterling do?

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3 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said:

What did Sterling do?

He probably doesn't belong in the same company as some of the other scrotes, but I just don't like him for the same reason as Fernandes, constantly seems to be moaning, constantly seems to be finding reasons to fall over. Just irritates the shit out of me. Grealish should probably be in that spot though.

 

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                     Pickford

  Ayling      Martinez      Mee    Shaw
  
Salah  Fernandes   Fabinho    Gnonto 

               Toney        Bamford

 

 

 

                                    
 

 

 

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Schmeichel

Ayling Mee Zouma Robertson

Fernandes Saka Grealish Zaha

Bamford Mitrovic

Subs: Pickford, Jansson, L.Martinez, Salah, Sterling, Rodri, Kane.

Manager: Guardiola

If other clubs forums did this, our Emi would walk into every team.

As for the Blosers, the lazy thoughtless bastards would just cut and paste our starting eleven.

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                    Pickford 

Ayling    Mee  Martinez  Trippier 

Fernandes McTominay   Thiago

        Vardy      Kane      Salah

Subs: Cody, Ayling, Antony, Azpilicueta, Bamford, Richarlison, Guimaraes.

Manager: Pep (followed closely by Klopp / Rogers) 

 

 

 

 

 

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52 minutes ago, Sulberto21 said:

What’s partey done? I’ve not been keeping up with other teams this season in the premier league. 

He's not been convicted of anything (don't know if he's still on bail) but Google "Thomas Partey Rape".

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