sne Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Aston Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 1, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted October 1, 2016 54 minutes ago, sne said: Aston Villa I was just coming on here to post that very thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Meath_Villan Posted October 4, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted October 4, 2016 Don"t know if this is a wind up, but received a voicemail saying I"d won €250 cash or two tickets for an Elvis tribute night. It says Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show!!!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 "Give it to me!" she yelled "I'm so **** wet! Give it to me now!Oh my GOD I am SOAKING!" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 6, 2016 Moderator Share Posted October 6, 2016 10 minutes ago, rjw63 said: "Give it to me!" she yelled "I'm so **** wet! Give it to me now!Oh my GOD I am SOAKING!" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Ah yes, the next Prez of the Yew Ess Ay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 The woman from across the street came round last night banging the front door in tears and very distressed. Apparently her little pet mouse Elvis had died, She was very close to him and totally distraught at the loss! He was caught in a trap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 The Chinese athletics authority are looking into allegations of apparent drug use within the sport. Top performer Do-ping is thought to be at the centre of the allegations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post il_serpente Posted October 17, 2016 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted October 17, 2016 Is this your way of campaigning for a "dislike" button on Villa Talk? 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LxYoungAVFC Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Yesterday I drank a bottle of food colouring by accident. The doctor says I'll be ok but I feel like I've dyed a little on the inside. Mountains aren't just fun... they're hill areas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted October 20, 2016 Moderator Share Posted October 20, 2016 27 minutes ago, LxYoungAVFC said: I feel like I've dyed a little on the inside. Maybe you're just a bit off colour. Feeling a bit blue, maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted October 20, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted October 20, 2016 (edited) A little boy was in the bath with his mom. The boy said "What's that hairy thing, mommy?" She replied "That is my sponge". "Oh yes" said the boy "The babysitter has got one too. I've seen her washing dad's face with it". Edited October 20, 2016 by rjw63 typo 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Every morning my computer sings "hello" to me. Its a Dell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 20, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted October 20, 2016 44 minutes ago, AJ said: Every morning my computer sings "hello" to me. Its a Dell. I just spent ages trying to work out what Dell had to do with Lionel Ritchie. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippo Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 A blind guy goes in to a store and starts swinging his dog around above his head, a worker runs up and says "sir, can I help you?!" The blind guy says "no, just looking around." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Penguin walks in to a bar ,says to the barman " have you seen my dad " barman says ," whats he look like " . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 A guy picks up this bird and takes her back to his place. After a few minutes of pashing on the bed, he stands up and says " I think a storm is coming". She has no idea what he is on about. He starts slapping his hands on the wall. " There's the thunder!" he bellows. He quickly starts flicking the light switch on and off. " Here's the lightening!" he yells. He moves between slapping the walls and flicking the light switch, then grabs a watering can, and sprinkles it on the girl. " And there's the rain!". The girl is shocked, but she is curious as to where is this going. He picks up the pace, moving between the walls, the light switch, and the watering can. " Thunder! Lightening! Rain!". She notices he seems to be picking up pace, and the honest truth, he is driving her crazy. She can't take it anymore. " Come here you crazy stud! Take me! Take me now!". The man stops still, and stares back. " What? In this weather?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 39 minutes ago, AJ said: A guy picks up this bird and takes her back to his place. After a few minutes of pashing on the bed, he stands up and says " I think a storm is coming". She has no idea what he is on about. He starts slapping his hands on the wall. " There's the thunder!" he bellows. He quickly starts flicking the light switch on and off. " Here's the lightening!" he yells. He moves between slapping the walls and flicking the light switch, then grabs a watering can, and sprinkles it on the girl. " And there's the rain!". The girl is shocked, but she is curious as to where is this going. He picks up the pace, moving between the walls, the light switch, and the watering can. " Thunder! Lightening! Rain!". She notices he seems to be picking up pace, and the honest truth, he is driving her crazy. She can't take it anymore. " Come here you crazy stud! Take me! Take me now!". The man stops still, and stares back. " What? In this weather?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted November 12, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 12, 2016 This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves. The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every **** time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your **** webbed feet to the floor!!" The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked "Do you have any nails?" The clerk replied "No" and the duck said "Good! Got any grapes?" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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