Popular Post mjmooney Posted March 1, 2021 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted March 1, 2021 Q. How can you think the unthinkable? A. With an itheberg. 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted March 1, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted March 1, 2021 35 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Q. How can you think the unthinkable? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 1, 2021 Moderator Share Posted March 1, 2021 23 hours ago, rjw63 said: An Irishman took his son to the bar on his birthday to buy him his first drink. The father bought his son a stout, but he didn't like it and didn't want to drink it. The father decided to drink it for him and ordered an ale instead. He didn't like it either. So, the father drank it and ordered him a cider. Lager, cider, cream ale... he didn't like any of them, so the father drank them and ordered whiskey instead. He didn't like any of the Irish whiskeys the father ordered, so the old man drank them and decided to give up. By the time they left the bar the father was so drunk he could barely push his son's pram home. True story. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 1, 2021 Moderator Share Posted March 1, 2021 On 15/02/2019 at 20:11, BOF said: How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg. @mjmooney you even liked my one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted March 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted March 6, 2021 Dave Allen: The Pope and an atheist are having a discussion... and it slowly gets more and more heated until eventually the Pope can't take it anymore and he says angrily to the atheist - "You are like a man who is blindfolded, in a dark room who is looking for a black cat that isn't there." The atheist laughs and says - "With all due respect, we sound awfully similar. You are like a man who is blindfolded, in a dark room who is looking for a black cat that isn't there but the difference is you've found it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post choffer Posted March 9, 2021 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted March 9, 2021 Congratulations to Hugh Zappritti Boyden on being promoted to the role of Chairman of the British Budgerigar Society. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 9, 2021 Moderator Share Posted March 9, 2021 17 minutes ago, choffer said: Congratulations to Hugh Zappritti Boyden on being promoted to the role of Chairman of the British Budgerigar Society. I definitely didn't have to read that three times. I thought it was mimicking the noises they make 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted March 9, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted March 9, 2021 On 01/03/2021 at 05:09, mjmooney said: Q. How can you think the unthinkable? A. With an itheberg. In a similar vein: The doctor puts the stethoscope on a girls chest and says, "Big breaths". The girls responds, "Yeth and I'm only thickthteen!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post choffer Posted March 9, 2021 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted March 9, 2021 I have just been diagnosed with the Peekaboo virus. I have been transferred to ICU 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted March 12, 2021 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted March 12, 2021 I'm quite excited about my latest delivery from the wine club. I've got a semillon. 11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 12, 2021 Moderator Share Posted March 12, 2021 I can't decide if that's very high brow or very low brow Bravo Mike. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Big Salad Posted March 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2021 My grandpa always used to say 'As one door closes another one opens'. Lovely man. Terrible cabinet maker. 5 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted March 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2021 I ate a Kid's Meal at McDonalds, yesterday. His mother was really pissed off. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted March 14, 2021 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2021 17 minutes ago, rjw63 said: I ate a Kid's Meal at McDonalds, yesterday. His mother was really pissed off. STOP PRESS: ROB POSTS NON-FILTHY JOKE!!! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post El Zen Posted March 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2021 On 14/03/2021 at 17:48, rjw63 said: I ate a Kid's Meal at McDonalds, yesterday. His mother was really pissed off. IDHUTWU. You have to check the invisible ink @mjmooney 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 The Misses came home yesterday ripped off all her clothes and jumped on me, before I had time to think of some one else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Salad Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Cause they're dead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Big Salad Posted March 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 18, 2021 I got attacked by 3 guys last night but I still managed to knock one out. Probably wasn't the best time for a wank but it could have been my last. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 For some time, John had been saying to his wife Katy that they should introduce anal sex into their marriage to add a little spice to things. Katy kept saying she wasn't that keen on the idea and she wished he would drop the idea. Katy eventually relented and said she was willing to give it a try but if either of them didn't like it they wouldn't continue with it. She told John to go upstairs and get undressed and wait while she got herself ready. John waited upstairs on the bed, excited about this new aspect of their married life. He heard Katy coming up the stairs and watched as she came into the bedroom beautifully naked. Apart from the 12 inch strap on she was wearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 A guy near me is in the Guiness book of records for having the most concussions. Only a stones throw from my house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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