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On 03/04/2021 at 16:30, imavillan said:

Just thought i'd let you all know i failed my ventriloquists exam yesterday.

Can't say i'm surprised. 

I know I'm re-posting one of my own here but I got a like for it today which was odd, given I don't ever remember hearing the joke before, let alone remember posting it.

 

On 11/02/2019 at 15:49, choffer said:

I've made a ventriloquist dummy out of some old carpet. It's ruggish.

 

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1 hour ago, Big Salad said:

My wife informed me this morning she is leaving me, she screamed “I can think of 14 things I hate about you.”

Then as she left the room she shouts “oh yeah, I also hate your complete obsession with tennis.”

I replied,

“That’s 15, love.”

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On 13/04/2021 at 11:23, Big Salad said:

My wife informed me this morning she is leaving me, she screamed “I can think of 14 things I hate about you.”

Then as she left the room she shouts “oh yeah, I also hate your complete obsession with tennis.”

I replied,

“That’s 15, love.”

 

On 13/04/2021 at 12:30, sidcow said:

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Wow, that's me shown!  5 likes and 5 smileys.

I'm THAT guy :blush:

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8 hours ago, Robtaylor200 said:

other thread was talking about Vinyl verses Alexa

In a second hand shop the other day I was going through some old Vinyl and came across an album of wasp noises, took it home to play it and it was just buzzing

Turns out I was playing the B side 

 

Weirdly, immediately after reading the above joke, a friend of mine posted on FB that he was genuinely listening to (and enjoying) this album: 

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2 hours ago, rjw63 said:

The abominable snowman gets called all sorts of names, yeti doesn't seem to mind.

I can't see what is filthy about this joke. 

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My Mrs has been having a go at me lately saying I’ve become obsessed with becoming a detective and not spending time with her.

This morning she said “ I think we should split up”

I said “good idea, we’ll cover more ground that way”

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On 21/12/2020 at 16:26, Big Salad said:

My friend was telling me that he failed his exam in Aboriginal music.

I said, "Didja redo it?"

 

5 hours ago, mottaloo said:

My mate told me that he had failed his aboriginal music exam.

I replied  "Didya redo it ?"

Ex Villa defender with large refuse container. 

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