lapal_fan Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Does anyone else think weird, random thoughts say, on their commute? Just thinking about nothing and something mildly amusing to you comes up. I saw a Buzzard this morning and I just looked at it and thought "wouldn't it be great if it just shit a big pebble" - you know, THAT kind of thing. I've always enjoyed the randomness of my thoughts, it must have been all the Ren and Stimpy/Vic and Bob I watched as a small, impressionable child.. It's a shame I couldn't take my awesome moves into a career. I don't always share them because - they don't relate to anything and many people would think I'm a weirdo and I have a VERY good reputation to uphold. I mean, I got my 5 mile Whale badge at swimming when I was just 8 years old! Just nice stuff, I don't want this to turn into rotten.com - thanking you! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 15, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2017 Yeah I do that. And then I find myself wondering if the thing I'm thinking about has ever happened, before quickly snapping to my senses and realising it's so stupid that of course it hasn't happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 15, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 15, 2017 I love my mind. That's all I'm saying. I hope they never figure out how to get in there and take a look around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 12 minutes ago, BOF said: I love my mind. That's all I'm saying. I hope they never figure out how to get in there and take a look around. If they ever got in mine I would be in serious trouble with the police, but then again you're aloud sick thoughts, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 15, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: you're aloud sick thoughts, right? For the moment. They're getting there though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 15, 2017 Author Share Posted February 15, 2017 This is my thread, please can you stop commenting within it's space. Thank you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Jon Posted February 15, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted February 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: If they ever got in mine I would be in serious trouble with the police, but then again you're aloud sick thoughts, right? "SICK THOUGHTS, RIGHT?" 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 You wouldn't want to look inside my head. It's full of random 90's footballers and stuff even the mighty boosh would reject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 15, 2017 Author Share Posted February 15, 2017 Who would win a fight a gummy bear or a jelly baby? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted February 15, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 15, 2017 1 hour ago, lapal_fan said: Who would win a fight a gummy bear or a jelly baby? I don't want to be sweetist, but what colour flavour gummy bear and what colour flavour jelly baby? I ask because the Green Jelly babies are a bit tasty like, but the rest of 'em are soft as 'owt. Gummy bears are sad losers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted February 15, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted February 15, 2017 I sometimes look at women in the office and think "I'd like to see your tits and/or fanny". Then they turn and look at me and I wonder if I have said it out loud. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 5 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: but then again you're aloud sick thoughts, right? Some of the ten commandments are thought crimes... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Often when I see a mother with a baby I transport myself into the baby's head and wonder how mind-blowing it must be to see all sorts of shit for the first time. I usually do their inner monologue in a surfer dude's voice. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 15, 2017 Author Share Posted February 15, 2017 1 hour ago, sharkyvilla said: Often when I see a mother with a baby I transport myself into the baby's head and wonder how mind-blowing it must be to see all sorts of shit for the first time. I usually do their inner monologue in a surfer dude's voice. Now this I like! @blandy orange **** gummy bear and that daft **** pink thing. Or should I go limited edition blue baby?! OH MAN THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!!!!!!!! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 15, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 15, 2017 1 hour ago, sharkyvilla said: Often when I see a mother with a baby I transport myself into the baby's head and wonder how mind-blowing it must be to see all sorts of shit for the first time. I usually do their inner monologue in a surfer dude's voice. You mean breast feeding don't you, admit you sick puppy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 If I'm walking from my house in to town, which is about a 25 minute walk, I sometimes imagine I'm a tramp looking for a place to sleep, something to sleep in/on, food, and anything else that may be useful. On one such walk I found a large tarp, a car tire, boxed ready made sandwiches (untouched!) and some gloves. I can assure you that I would have been the envy of all the local homeless that night. Other times I may pretend my eyes shoot lasers and people wearing red, and red cars, are the bad guys, and they must be destroyed. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 15, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Brumerican said: Some of the ten commandments are thought crimes... Are you having those thoughts about your neighbours Ox again..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 34 minutes ago, TrentVilla said: Are you having those thoughts about your neighbours Ox again..... Won't lie . I covet the shit out of it . It's a bull in its prime, and if you know the right people in China town you can get £200 per fluid ounce for it's spunk . Living out my days tossing off a prog rock cow. That's the dream . 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 My thoughts usually.."I wonder if she shaves her word removed? It'd put me off if she doesn't...and those shoes are nice...wonder if she wears 'em in bed?" Also "I think I've run out of haldi and daniya...must go to Asian supermarket...blimey there's some proper tools on VT's On Topic" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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