BOF Posted February 16, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 16, 2017 25 minutes ago, hogso said: Disagree with the original statement on photo. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted February 16, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2017 2 hours ago, BOF said: On that theme. I love the fact that other than Michael Collins who took it, every single human being that has ever existed, alive or dead, is contained within the frame of this photograph. But not their souls though, right? They'd be in heaven now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 16, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 16, 2017 Just now, choffer said: But not their souls though, right? They'd be in heaven now. Absolutely. Or hell. Both of which are just out of shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted February 16, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2017 Just now, BOF said: Absolutely. Or hell. Both of which are just out of shot. One up, one down, obvs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 I can see my house from here! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (plz like) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 5 hours ago, BOF said: I also think about the inner workings of your car engine, given that you've a Rover that hasn't broken down in 8 years. Have you contacted the Guinness book of records? I'm sure you know about the BMW M47 engine and the fact that they simply never break 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 15, 2017 Author Share Posted March 15, 2017 What would you do if you woke up really nicely. You felt really fresh and lovely. And then you slowly open your eyes, it's a bit hazy.. but you recognise a head. Then when you look down you see that the head is indeed your father. And then you realise there's something in your bum. And then you realise that your dad is fingering you bum when you're asleep. That's bad innit? Like.. it would be bad if that actually happened to you wouldn't it? I'd be like "urgh! Daaaaad, get off!!" And then a Mariachi band comes in the room and plays Spanish Fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 I would be mega freaked out, considering my dad has been dead 6 months. I am not having any random thoughts right now, but I will try and remember this thread for next time I do. That said I would like to make a really loud noise like EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. Not because I'm stressed out or owt, but just because I can. I like the sound of my own voice going GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 I wish I had done a noise like that at my dads funeral. Imagine their little teared up faces as I dive onto the lowering coffin going NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFF... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 On 2/16/2017 at 15:56, rjw63 said: I'm sure you know about the BMW M47 engine and the fact that they simply never break Can you drive them on any other motorway? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 There was all of time before I was here There will be all of time after I'm here How am I experiencing consciousness now in this body? How have I got in here? What mechanism decided I got this one? What actually am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, darrenm said: There was all of time before I was here There will be all of time after I'm here How am I experiencing consciousness now in this body? How have I got in here? What mechanism decided I got this one? What actually am I? What if you're not actually here at all bro? What if you're a construct of my imagination? You might think and feel like you're real, but you actually live inside my mind. All your hopes, dreams, fears, they're all played out for my benefit. So that every now and then we can interact briefly on a message board. Imagine that. Edited March 15, 2017 by dont_do_it_doug. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 3 hours ago, darrenm said: Can you drive them on any other motorway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 1 hour ago, rjw63 said: It was funnier in my head. It sounds a bit like it's an engine for the M47 only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 15 minutes ago, darrenm said: It was funnier in my head. It sounds a bit like it's an engine for the M47 only. Ah ok...yes...I get it...hmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 (edited) 24 minutes ago, darrenm said: It was funnier in my head. It sounds a bit like it's an engine for the M47 only. Don't listen to the haters, it made me laugh Edited March 15, 2017 by Davkaus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 When I was about 15 I read some car/lads chav mag where the editor or a writer or whatever once claimed he got a three pronged wee jet going. 16 years later I've never once done it. Got two going (known as a snake tongue) but they are common. I think about this every time I have a wee. 16 years I've been doing this each time. I think he lied. I realised he'd lied about 14 years ago. But still I try. I wonder if anyone else does this? Did anyone read that mag, think the same and does the same since? Who knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 What if the world only existed within reach of everyone's senses? You are in a closed room, and what you see, hear, smell and touch, only exist because you confirm their existence, and that everything outside the reaches of those senses is nothing but empty spatial haze waiting to be filled by your awareness. Matter doesn't exist, let alone people, and everything exists because you cause it to exist. The emptiness remains dormant, until you open the door, and like the light coming on when you open the fridge, that emptiness fills to whatever program that would be most logical. What if this was for every single living person, but nobody was aware of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 (edited) I wonder what lies at the bottom of rivers other than lobster pots and beer bottles. Edited March 16, 2017 by maqroll 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Everyone thinking existential thoughts really needs to watch The Ricks Must Be Crazy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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