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Well I just caused a war between extended family by reacting to "there's just too many **** pakis in the country", then laughing when a sixty year old threatened to" knock my head off". I **** hate Christmas.

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8 minutes ago, Davkaus said:

Well I just caused a war between extended family by reacting to "there's just too many **** pakis in the country", then laughing when a sixty year old threatened to" knock my head off". I **** hate Christmas.

Sounds like Alf garnett. 

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5 hours ago, Xela said:

Update:

Yes the pigs in blankets were present and correct. 

My mum phoned me in a panic earlier asking if I had some salad cream because last year I mentioned that I missed her Boxing Day Rice Salad I had been looking forward to. 

I have absolutely no recollection of this but it has clearly seared a hole in her heart for 12 months culminating in a desperate plea for help in the salad cream department. 

Careful with your words round Christmas time folks, and you can inadvertently destroy people unknowingly with one throw away comment.

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3 hours ago, Xela said:

Back home with a load of turkey and stuffing for sandwiches for the next day or four. 

With chips and Gravy. The it's the only sane path to take. 

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Couple of wheat beers and needed a nap. Wake me up when Mufasa dies. Which she did. Have a rule that I wont drink around my grandson so it was a dry night. Still, presents are still lost but daughter got me a few great CD's. Lefty Frizzel and a Western Swing boxset. 

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Back still screwed and been prescribed diazepam (arent i the recovering junkie) 

couldnt cook my Christmas dinner yesterday so have postponed until today, when I'll prepare beef wellington through the pain! 

haven't had a drop of alcohol either yet.... 

main thing is the kids are still having a cracking time! 

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1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said:

Food poisoning!! Sick all night and this morning. Lay in bed feeling sorry for myself.

Could be norovirus. I'm much better now, but the wife had a seriously bad night with the galloping trots. 

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