Junxs Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 (edited) . Edited May 26, 2017 by Junxs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mykeyb Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 So if Bruce only had one promotion and then managed to stop in the Premiership mean he was a good manager? I have said before I dont expect to see any improvement on the pitch as surely if he had that in his locker we would have seen some signs of it during last season, he will get results that will probably have us finishing top 10, 2 or 3 better players may improve that slightly but that will be inspite of Bruce and not because of him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasshopper Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 (edited) waiting for Bruce to do preseason, buy a few, ship a few out, hoof his way into a league position where the board/fans think "it'll click and we'll be there soon" is like watching my mate play golf. He has this wicked slice but no matter how hard he tries and aims left the ball always sails off right into the trees, water or out of bounds. I know he's gonna do it. I just have to wait for it to happen. Edited May 27, 2017 by Grasshopper 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villan_of_oz Posted May 26, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2017 14 minutes ago, Grasshopper said: waiting for Bruce to do preseason, buy a few, ship a few out, hoof his way into a league position where the board/fans think "it'll click and we'll be there soon" is like watching my mate play golf. He has this wicked slice but no matter how hard he tries and aims left the ball always sail off right into the trees, water or put of bound. I know he's gonna do it. I just have to wait for it to happen. But your mate realises that if he stops coming from outside the ball on his downswing he can correct his slice. Goes away and works on it for in the off season. Starts the new season looking like a new golfer. I use to slice the ball now I draw it. Change can happen. Just have to give it time. Snap. Next golf analogy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAV1 Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 59 minutes ago, Grasshopper said: waiting for Bruce to do preseason, buy a few, ship a few out, hoof his way into a league position where the board/fans think "it'll click and we'll be there soon" is like watching my mate play golf. He has this wicked slice but no matter how hard he tries and aims left the ball always sail off right into the trees, water or put of bound. I know he's gonna do it. I just have to wait for it to happen. I didn't know we played golf together. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAV1 Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 43 minutes ago, Villan_of_oz said: But your mate realises that if he stops coming from outside the ball on his downswing he can correct his slice. Goes away and works on it for in the off season. Starts the new season looking like a new golfer. I use to slice the ball now I draw it. Change can happen. Just have to give it time. Snap. Next golf analogy. Well Brucie is new to the game, give him time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerner's Driver Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Grasshopper said: waiting for Bruce to do preseason, buy a few, ship a few out, hoof his way into a league position where the board/fans think "it'll click and we'll be there soon" is like watching my mate play golf. He has this wicked slice but no matter how hard he tries and aims left the ball always sail off right into the trees, water or put of bound. I know he's gonna do it. I just have to wait for it to happen. I know exactly what you mean. Waiting for you to comment on how shit Bruce is, is a bit like watching the Tories announce yet another Draconian yet 'fair' austerity policy. I know they're going to do, I just have to wait a maximum of 5 minutes for it to happen. Edited May 26, 2017 by Lerner's Driver 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 (edited) I'm expecting miracles from this preseason It's just what Bruce is missing Edited May 26, 2017 by AshVilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 27, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2017 If @Grasshopper can go a day without slagging Bruce off on VT I'll up my acorns donation to £100 if we don't get promoted under Bruce. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_c Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 16 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: If @Grasshopper can go a day without slagging Bruce off on VT I'll up my acorns donation to £100 if we don't get promoted under Bruce. Are you stipulating from which division the promotion has to be? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasshopper Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: If @Grasshopper can go a day without slagging Bruce off on VT I'll up my acorns donation to £100 if we don't get promoted under Bruce. @Stevo985 And for your generosity you may stipulate which day. Today? Tomorrow? First Hoof of the season? first defeat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasshopper Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 21 hours ago, Villan_of_oz said: But your mate realises that if he stops coming from outside the ball on his downswing he can correct his slice. Goes away and works on it for in the off season. Starts the new season looking like a new golfer. I use to slice the ball now I draw it. Change can happen. Just have to give it time. Snap. Next golf analogy. The Dave in question knows no different. Doesnt take tips from mates,(better golfers) or have lessons from the Pro. He thinks he knows better. Anyway, this is the Bruce thread. I wonder if/how Bruce plays golf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 22 minutes ago, Grasshopper said: I wonder if/how Bruce plays golf He probably hoofs the ball from the tee up the pitch to the goal hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
striker Posted May 27, 2017 Visiting Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2017 30 minutes ago, Grasshopper said: I wonder if/how Bruce plays golf With potatoes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 35 minutes ago, Grasshopper said: I wonder if/how Bruce plays golf Probably well below par. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasshopper Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 20 minutes ago, sne said: Probably well below par. No "Risk & Reward" in his game style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 33 minutes ago, sne said: Probably well below par. Probably hits it straight into the bunker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villan_of_oz Posted May 27, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Grasshopper said: The Dave in question knows no different. Doesnt take tips from mates,(better golfers) or have lessons from the Pro. He thinks he knows better. Anyway, this is the Bruce thread. I wonder if/how Bruce plays golf He always makes the cut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 27, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Grasshopper said: @Stevo985 And for your generosity you may stipulate which day. Today? Tomorrow? First Hoof of the season? first defeat? Any 24 hour period. It'll be nice for the rest of us to get a break. This is only if @VillaCas accepts his half of the bet though... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 On 2017-5-26 at 14:05, Villan_of_oz said: But your mate realises that if he stops coming from outside the ball on his downswing he can correct his slice. Goes away and works on it for in the off season. Starts the new season looking like a new golfer. I use to slice the ball now I draw it. Change can happen. Just have to give it time. Snap. Next golf analogy. You have to except there is a problem before you can correct it. Bruce is a pragmatic manager, always has been. Thats his style. The bloke set up defensively at home to Burton Albion for crying out loud. This idea that a pre season is all that's needed to see him break away from a style he has employed throughout a 20yr management career, and have us playing half decent football is naive at best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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