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Stereo by Pavement

"What about the voice of Geddy Lee? How did it get so high? I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy?"

"(I know him, and he does.)"

"Then you're my fact checking cuz." - Actual lyrics.

"Then you're my fat second cuz" - What dAVe80 was singing for years. 

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6 hours ago, Shropshire Lad said:

Gala-Freed from desire

"My love has got no money, he's got his submarine."

At the time I suspected that it probably wasn't "submarine", but I always felt it worked better.

How could you think it was submarine?!  It's clearly "jump leads"!

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I mentioned "The Bridge" theme ("Hollow Talk" by Choir of Young Believers) upthread. I just checked out what the lyrics actually are for the opening verse - compared with what I thought they were... 

Actual lyrics: 

Echoes start as a cross in you,
Trembling noises that come too soon.
Spatial movement which seems to you,
Resonating your mask or feud.

Hollow talking and hollow girl,
Force it up from the root of pain.
Never said it was good, never said it was near,
Shadow rises and you are here.

And then you cut;You cut it out,
And everything Goes back to the beginning.

What I heard: 

Echo starters a crossing moon 
Trenton noises have come too soon 
Special moon which seems to near
Listen mean old mask of fear 

Hollow talking, a hollow girl 
Voicing off on your new loof pain 
Never said it was cool, never said it was sneer
Shadow rises when you are here

You know your car? You call it old
And everything goes back to the beginning 

(Not too far off, I suppose). 

 

 

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On 8. desember 2015 at 19:42, mjmooney said:

I mentioned "The Bridge" theme ("Hollow Talk" by Choir of Young Believers) upthread. I just checked out what the lyrics actually are for the opening verse - compared with what I thought they were... 

Actual lyrics: 

Echoes start as a cross in you,
Trembling noises that come too soon.
Spatial movement which seems to you,
Resonating your mask or feud.

Hollow talking and hollow girl,
Force it up from the root of pain.
Never said it was good, never said it was near,
Shadow rises and you are here.

And then you cut;You cut it out,
And everything Goes back to the beginning.

What I heard: 

Echo starters a crossing moon 
Trenton noises have come too soon 
Special moon which seems to near
Listen mean old mask of fear 

Hollow talking, a hollow girl 
Voicing off on your new loof pain 
Never said it was cool, never said it was sneer
Shadow rises when you are here

You know your car? You call it old
And everything goes back to the beginning 

(Not too far off, I suppose). 

 

 

Until recently, I actually thought it was in Danish and I usually have a good ear for languages. Further evidence that the spoken Danish language is hilariously incomprehensible. (And that the singer in question really needs to work on his diction.)

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Shane McGowan (Fairytale of New York) : I've got a filling.

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On 8 December 2015 at 05:24, NurembergVillan said:

How could you think it was submarine?!  It's clearly "jump leads"!

You numpty, it's OBVIOUSLY "my love has got no money, he's got a law degree".

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