Xela Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 5 hours ago, bickster said: "Supermarket sources" Like ketchup and mayonnaise? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 4 hours ago, blandy said: It's called internet shopping isn't it? Get one's butler to connect to the information super-highway and navigate to waitrose.com (or whatever) and order your usual free range kitten liver tarquins, roast unicorn ready meals and Chateau de Angels tears, rather than sending some flu infested domestic staff to fetch them in person. Tories are right on top of it all, I'm sure. Splendid types. What poppycock Everyone knows you pan fry the unicorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted March 6, 2020 Moderator Share Posted March 6, 2020 34 minutes ago, Xela said: What poppycock Everyone knows you pan fry the unicorn. Gravy or Curry Sauce though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted March 6, 2020 Author Moderator Share Posted March 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Xela said: Everyone knows you pan fry the unicorn. I'm caught on the horn of a dilemma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Apparently, that nob Johnson has been reported as saying he will 'Get Bewdley done' on a visit to inspect flood defences there. What a prize clearing in the woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 They are tapping in to a rich rich seam of pure moron. Do nothing, do nothing, cut, cut, cut, let the insurers off the hook. Then when it floods, leave it a week or so, turn up for 15 minutes with the new catchphrase ‘get Bewdley done’, locals love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 14 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: ‘get Bewdley done’ Was he heaving away at his fiancée exclaiming 'get baby done', I wonder? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Yeeeeah, thanks for that mental picture. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Moving (slightly) away from the topic of Johnson's sex life: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Dorries drama aside, what about this then? I'll take 'jokes that write themselves' for 10 Alec 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: Dorries drama aside, what about this then? I'll take 'jokes that write themselves' for 10 Alec Remarkable. He must have a never ending supply of Kompromat on everyone. What about that Russia report now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted March 11, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted March 11, 2020 9 hours ago, snowychap said: Remarkable. He must have a never ending supply of Kompromat on everyone. What about that Russia report now? Grayling will eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ml1dch Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Pretty clever budget. Throw money around in such a profligate way that it makes Corbyn look like Hetty Green, then in eight months just turn around and say "well of course we would have done all those things but Covid-19 stopped us from being able to" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Yes, very notable that most of these measures don't kick in until after another budget AIUI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobzy Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 They’re such Marxists, throwing around all this money. It’s the kind of thing that ruins economies, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Listening to Sunak speak, he sounds so much Blair in term of accent and pitch IMO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 26 minutes ago, Xela said: Listening to Sunak speak, he sounds so much Blair in term of accent and pitch IMO I listened to the first 20 / 30 minutes live and I thought he sounded like a man that knew how to give a speech and sound believable and competent. No idea if he is, but he’s got that thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Quote No 10 set to announce feasibility study into bridge linking Scotland to Northern Ireland, says minister Alistair Jack, the Scottish secretary, told BBC Radio Scotland this morning that Boris Johnson will soon announce a feasiblity study into plans for bridge linking Scotland to Northern Ireland. In an interview this morning, asked why there was no money for the plan in the budget, he replied: “Watch this space.” He went on: The prime minister I expect will announce a feasibility study into the link to Northern Ireland, I hope the Scottish government will back it. Johnson has a fondness for extravagant infrastructure schemes and he has repeatedly expressed interest in a bridge linking Scotland and Northern Ireland, despite experts dismissing the idea as impractical. Jack has suggested that the scheme could involve a combination of tunnel and bridge. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2020/mar/12/trumps-travel-ban-wont-have-much-impact-on-spread-of-coronavirus-says-rishi-sunak-live-news still planning on steaming ahead with those monumentally stupid idea then. Priorities etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted March 12, 2020 Moderator Share Posted March 12, 2020 14 minutes ago, Rodders said: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2020/mar/12/trumps-travel-ban-wont-have-much-impact-on-spread-of-coronavirus-says-rishi-sunak-live-news still planning on steaming ahead with those monumentally stupid idea then. Priorities etc Distraction, they have absolutely no intention of doing this, if they do, they are insane. Beaufort's Dyke (a 300m deep Sea Trench) is full of dumped WWII munitions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts