Straggler Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 3 minutes ago, mjmooney said: He's had the whip withdrawn. I wonder how far in it was? Oh god, just laughed hard at that one in the quiet carriage on the train too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ml1dch Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 36 minutes ago, Mark Albrighton said: That's now four Tories now sitting as independents due to sex offences / crimes / misdemeanours. At the rate they're going they'll overtake the Lib Dems. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted April 29, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 What excuse is he gonna go with then. Opened it by mistake? Phone was hacked? Accidentally typed in p*rnhub and then big boobs milf whilst his phone was in his back pocket? What ever it is I assume it’ll be a genuine error that could happen to anyone. Lessons will be learned and let’s move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, Genie said: What excuse is he gonna go with then. Opened it by mistake? Phone was hacked? Accidentally typed in p*rnhub and then big boobs milf whilst his phone was in his back pocket? What ever it is I assume it’ll be a genuine error that could happen to anyone. Lessons will be learned and let’s move on. He was only watching it for 9 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted April 29, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2022 6 minutes ago, Davkaus said: He was only watching it for 9 minutes. That beats my record by some distance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straggler Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 12 minutes ago, Genie said: What excuse is he gonna go with then. Opened it by mistake? Phone was hacked? Accidentally typed in p*rnhub and then big boobs milf whilst his phone was in his back pocket? What ever it is I assume it’ll be a genuine error that could happen to anyone. Lessons will be learned and let’s move on. He had heard Boris call Raynor a MILF and was just googling to find out what that means. He then realised he also did not understand what CFNM meant, but he now totally understands why his own party can't stand the BBC 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 29, 2022 Moderator Share Posted April 29, 2022 19 minutes ago, Straggler said: He had heard Boris call Raynor a MILF and was just googling to find out what that means. I actually have a colleague that did this in a packed call centre, with three of us shouting "Chris, NOOOOO!" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 46 minutes ago, Mark Albrighton said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 Tories gonna Tory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 2 hours ago, bickster said: Big fan then Mart? Not exactly, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 True story, if you shaved Bunters head he would look like Shirley Crabtree. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 29, 2022 Moderator Share Posted April 29, 2022 40 minutes ago, Phil Silvers said: True story, if you shaved Bunters head he would look like Shirley Crabtree. Well he’s got enough kids that we know about to have the title anyway 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 29, 2022 Moderator Share Posted April 29, 2022 So he's going with the "I'm f***ing stupid and I think everyone else is too" defence. Hilariously predictable. As some LibDem rightly said earlier, any other job, anywhere and you'd get dismissed instantly for gross misconduct and wouldn't have a leg to stand on 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 Tory vote in that constituency is 60% Nice little job in the offing for the chosen candidate, and one where the leadership are safe to take the moral high ground and get rid of Mr Wankywanky. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 29, 2022 Moderator Share Posted April 29, 2022 33 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Tory vote in that constituency is 60% Nice little job in the offing for the chosen candidate, and one where the leadership are safe to take the moral high ground and get rid of Mr Wankywanky. If I had the money I'd pay for billboarsds in that constituency that said "Your MP is a lying rocket polisher vote for someone else" Courtcase would be amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-AVFC Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 (edited) Half of Tiverton is into public masturbation. He'll get reelected. Darren Grimes can offer much of the same if he runs. Edited April 30, 2022 by Sam-AVFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-AVFC Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 2 hours ago, bickster said: If I had the money I'd pay for billboarsds in that constituency that said "Your MP is a lying rocket polisher vote for someone else" Courtcase would be amusing Pointless down there. Most of the south west hates their multi decade Tory MPs. Just not enough to stop voting for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Story breaks that top Tory is watching porn in the Commons. Suddenly unimportant Tory with massive majority steps forward to take the blame. Once again, not to be a conspiracy theorist but.., 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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