Popular Post dounavilla Posted September 22, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2014 They once made Roy Keane toilet paper. There was a problem though . It wouldn't take shit from anybody. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic09 Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share Posted September 22, 2014 There used to be a street named after Roy Keane, but it had to be re-named as nobody crosses Roy Keane and lives. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicho Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Its not the same with out James Milner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7392craig Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane can win connect 4 in 3 moves 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane has five children. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agbonla-score Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane has five children. We're all Roy Keane's children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agbonla-score Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 OK, he is now with AVFC but he is and always will be a w*****r. On the Haland incident "I'd waited long enough. I f*****g hit him hard. The ball was there (I think). Take that you word removed. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries." Some hero. I actually quoted that to a Man U friend of mine back in the day. My argument was plain and simple - Keane is a word removed. I don't think anyone is saying the man is a saint. He is however, hard as nails, and he's on our side. Lets suspend our morals for the time being until we get relegated or he eats Tekkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I don't think you should ever suspend your morals, but what you can do is learn the art of forgiveness, and remember that everyone does crappy things from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 (edited) Before joining Nottingham Forest, Roy Keane played 23 times for Cobh Ramblers, scoring 1 goal. Edited September 22, 2014 by lapal_fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobzy Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 (edited) OK, he is now with AVFC but he is and always will be a w*****r. On the Haland incident "I'd waited long enough. I f*****g hit him hard. The ball was there (I think). Take that you word removed. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries." Some hero. I actually quoted that to a Man U friend of mine back in the day. My argument was plain and simple - Keane is a word removed. I don't think anyone is saying the man is a saint. He is however, hard as nails, and he's on our side. Lets suspend our morals for the time being until we get relegated or he eats Tekkers. What? I'm glad he's (presumably) having the desired effect on the Villa squad, but it doesn't change the fact that Roy Keane was an absolute tosser as a player/human being. Personally, I won't be "suspending my morals" and praising him unduly in a funny way simply because he's at our club (see; the contrast between this and the Tonev thread). Edited September 22, 2014 by bobzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyavfc Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 When you look up the definition of Man, it shows a picture of Roy Keane's beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7392craig Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane once visited the Virgin Islands, by the time he left they were just called the islands. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roonst83 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane can slam a revolving door. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agbonla-score Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 OK, he is now with AVFC but he is and always will be a w*****r. On the Haland incident "I'd waited long enough. I f*****g hit him hard. The ball was there (I think). Take that you word removed. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries." Some hero. I actually quoted that to a Man U friend of mine back in the day. My argument was plain and simple - Keane is a word removed. I don't think anyone is saying the man is a saint. He is however, hard as nails, and he's on our side. Lets suspend our morals for the time being until we get relegated or he eats Tekkers. What? I'm glad he's (presumably) having the desired effect on the Villa squad, but it doesn't change the fact that Roy Keane was an absolute tosser as a player/human being. Personally, I won't be "suspending my morals" and praising him unduly in a funny way simply because he's at our club (see; the contrast between this and the Tonev thread). Its not "praise" though it is - its a joke. We're creating a caricature of Keane whilst poking fun at ourselves for enjoying the upturn in the teams results. I can't speak for everyone but I reckon most Villatalkers (including myself) who posted in this thread for a bit of light amusement in the afternoon agree he is (or was) a tosser. There's not need to get all serious. Its like the Title Chase thread. We don't all believe we're going to win the title. Its a bit of fun at the overreaction we sometimes see on here when we win or lose. We are going to win the title though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane's farts smell like spite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Chewie Posted September 22, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2014 (edited) When Roy Keane wants an egg, he cracks a chicken! Roy Keane has already been to Mars, the locals pissed him off, that's why there are no signs of life there. Roy Keane has a grizzly bear rug in his house, the bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move. Roy Keane doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone! Roy Keane doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it. Roy Keane can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Roy Keane. Roy Keane once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. It's a little known fact that Roy Keane was in all 6 Star Wars movies... as the force. Edited September 22, 2014 by Chewie 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Factual facts... Roy Keane is not from Tapeii Roy Keane is not part penguin Roy Keane has never died Roy Keane urinates every day Roy Keane has opened a wardrobe door before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Factual facts... Roy Keane is not part penguin How do you know. Have you seen him naked. He might have a penguin willy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AValon Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane broke his granite work surface by frowning at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oaks Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane thinks Chuck Norris is pussy with a shit beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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