skarroki Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Roy Keane is worshipped as a God in Pohnpei, after visiting the island of Kapingamarangi, in the Federated States of Micronesia in the week that the island was taken back by the sea. All boys in Pohnpei just grow a full beard by the age of 14, or risk being sacrificed to the bearded God 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 This thread is gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Roy Keane once won a staring contest with an owl. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Roy married a former transsexual, Hayley. She used to go by the name of Harold Patterson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Roy Keane didn't lose his virginity. His virginity lost Roy Keane.Roy Keane does not love Clover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rodders Posted September 23, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 23, 2014 roy keane is a sentence removed 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 (edited) Roy Keane is being sent to Syria to tackle ISIS after Washington decided that Tomohawk Missile strikes were too expensive Edited September 23, 2014 by AshVilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompedyret Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Roy Keane doesn't get a virus. Viruses are afraid of getting Roy Keane. The wolves make a fire to keep Roy Keane away. Roy Keane made the original clearing in the woods by scaring the trees away. Godot waits for Roy Keane. Roy Keane has football boots instead of feet. Roy Keane can win anything with kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Roy Keane cuts his toenails by two-footed lunging chainsaws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BleedClaretAndBlue Posted September 23, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 23, 2014 It is believed blokes are getting Roy Keane tattoo'd on their dicks so that it will look hard even when its not 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AValon Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Roy Keane Does Dallas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Underneath Roy Keane's Beard, an equally formidable beard grows. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Roy Keane runs a very profitable bacon butty van in Syria. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 In certain parts to Tajikistan, Roy Keane is known simply as "Feathers". Belgium considers Roy Keane to be a nuclear threat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Roy Kean puts the bends in the bananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Cthulhu left R'lyeh when Roy Keane moved in next door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juteface Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Roy Keane is Roy Keane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermon Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Roy Keane doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Underneath Roy Keane's Beard, an equally formidable beard grows. Reminds be of this.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 So '91, this thread reminds you of the mythical soundbites concerning Chuck Norris? Strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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