Paddywhack Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane fronted the Ramones tribute band 'The Roymones'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane is a palindrome. Roy Keane is 50% centaur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 When Roy Keane wants an egg, he cracks a chicken! Roy Keane has already been to Mars, the locals pissed him off, that's why there are no signs of life there. Roy Keane has a grizzly bear rug in his house, the bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move. Roy Keane doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone! Roy Keane doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it. Roy Keane can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Roy Keane. Roy Keane once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. It's a little known fact that Roy Keane was in all 6 Star Wars movies... as the force. Winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClarrieBlue Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 When Roy Keane was sunbathing on the beach the tide wouldn't come in 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane actually can believe it's not butter . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alreadyexists Posted September 22, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 22, 2014 In Roy Keane's reflection his eyes have no pupils. Roy Keane has only one large, flat toe on each foot. Roy Keane has written a series of erotic fiction where he is the only character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
withes_shin Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane breeds badgers on his chin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B94villa Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 "Roy Maurice Keane (born 10 August 1971) is an Irish football manager and former player. He is the assistant manager of the Republic of Ireland national football team[2] and Aston Villa.[3] In his 18-year playing career, he played for Cobh Ramblers, Nottingham Forest, and Manchester United, before ending his career at Celtic. Keane was a dominating central midfielder, noted for his aggressive and highly competitive style of play, an attitude that helped him excel as captain of Manchester United from 1997 until his departure in 2005, having joined the club in 1993. Keane helped United achieve a sustained period of success in more than 12 years at the club. He then signed for Celtic but retired as a player less than a year later." Am I doing it right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane doesn't care that this fact thread will not be as long as the James Milner fact thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane once beat up Stan Collymore in Paris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villarocker Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane supplies hair to the Bigfoot species and is also the only thing on earth that actually scares a Bigfoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alreadyexists Posted September 22, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane is the only mammal with an exoskeleton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayls Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane doesn't read scripts, scripts read him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRO Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 while Lambert cleans his glasses....Roy Keane pops his eye balls out and cleans them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Roy Keane doesn't like fish puns, and never teaches tackle goals in training. Roy Keane is Scuba Steve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Roy Keane does not appreciate rehashed jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Roy Keane sometimes deputises for Roy Cropper in Coronation Street, should David Neilson be unavailable when filming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedClaretAndBlue Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 When Roy Keane passes through revolving doors his eyes can make reporters disappear His bed makes itself in the morning too. Again, through the power of a stare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AValon Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Roy Keane can eat eight shredded wheat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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