AVFCforever1991 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Yes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I found roy keane in bed with my wife, I tucked him in... Sorry had to say it.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 When a fire station catches fire, they call Roy Keane. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Roy Keane's dog triggs sadly passed away in September 2010, his favourite meal on special occasions was a 'Chinese'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Roy Keane is a lean mean fat reducing grilling machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raver50032 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Roy Keane famously called Katie Melua a 'bitch liar.' There are actually 9,000,312 bicycles in Beijing. AND, Roy Keane has ridden them all. Got thrush now It's why we lost to Arsenal. Ooooh, wrong gag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 I found roy keane in bed with my wife, I tucked him in... Sorry had to say it.. Did you pop him in too? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alreadyexists Posted September 25, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 25, 2014 Roy Keane doesn't go for a poo, instead he produces a stream of rainbow coloured jelly beans from his anus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ikantcpell Posted September 25, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2014 When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Roy Keane 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Roy Keane is that quick, That as soon as he hits the light switch he's in bed before its dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Roy Keane is the real Dread Pirate Roberts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincenzo Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 "...and only one man could stop them...Roy Keane IS hard to kill!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedClaretAndBlue Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Roy Keane can go under water, and not get wet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Roy Keane is Jack Reacher's emergency contact. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Roy Keane can work even harder than Right Guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Roy Keane can go under water, and not get wet Me too. I just call it "drive in a tunnel". Or maybe it's subway in english? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Roy Keane asked if he would ever celebrate by throwing Sir Alex Ferguson in the air: "Yeah we would like to throw him up but not catch him" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Roy Keane is Jack Bauer's emergency contact. Fixed for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanVillan Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 It took them 10 years to build the Panama Canal...Because Roy Keane was unavailable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexicon Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Roy Keane gives Freddy Krueger nightmares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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