Wainy316 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Get well soon Badger Friedel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 (edited) Gorillas vs Dogs is a match made in heaven for my boys, The Stoke of the animal kingdom, AC Silver Backs are class in the air, solid in defence and show speed along the ground but their primary strength is just that, strength. It’s a walkover, Dogs lack the discipline, time and time again they chase the ball before running back to their own goal, time and time again they fall for the dummy, time and time again they get distracted by a loud noise in the crowd. AC Silver Backs are going to play off this and use their strength to ensure its an absolute walkover, couple that with the fact that every time the ref blows, they will tear off haring round the pitch. AC Silver Backs have the discipline not to be fazed by the dogs, great dane to Chihuahua, they will be no match. That and they have the physical capability and intelligence to kick forward. They also don’t sniff each others arses. Edited August 13, 2014 by Seat68 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted August 13, 2014 Author VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2014 (edited) SIFF Issues Statement Regarding Dolphin World Cup Farce The Stevo Interspecies Football Federation, the organisation behind the inaugural SIFF World Cup, have today issued a statement regarding their investigations into the controversial inclusion of the Dolphin team in the ongoing tournament. The Dolphins' clear inability to compete in the sport of football raised questions yesterday as social media speculated that it was enough to prove that the Dolphins' late inclusion must have been a result of bribery, probably between SIFF and the UOFA (Union of Ocean Football Associations), to make sure that UOFA were represented at the tournament. SIFF have acted swiftly and issued the below statement: "After the capitulation of yesterday's game between the Cheetahs and the Dolphins, an internal investigation was launched surrounding suspicion over the Dolphin team's entry into the World Cup. Our investigators have found that, whilst the entry was a result of UOFA's worries of under representation at the tournament, no money was exchanged and the process of entry was above board and complied with existing laws and policies. Measures have now been put in place to prevent such a circumstance occurring in future. This is not an exclusion of UOFA members from future tournaments, but wildcard entries will no longer be permitted, with all entrants (with the exception of the hosts) having to go through the appropriate qualifying rounds. As a side note, we would like to suggest that UOFA's future entries be amphibians, or at least an organism that possesses legs and the ability to survive on land long enough to complete a football match. We trust that this will close the matter." Edited August 13, 2014 by Stevo985 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I couldnt be more confident in my bitches ahead of the big match. They buried 8 bones in training yesterday. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Apposable thumbs mate, lets see how you get on with a throw in. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Can't see the Elephants conceding many goals at all... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Park the bus them elephants, score on the counter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 They never forget where the ball is which helps 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Looking forward to seeing Iker Gorillas in goal tomorrow. I'll take on the Kodi's if that's all the Roos could manage versus the honey badgers we'll give them a hell of a beating. We sent out our reserves mate. Roo-d Van Nistelroo, Roo-berto Carlos and several other former players with roo shoehorned in to come into the side for the next round. I think a first round match like that will stand to us, thankfully for us our boys have been getting ready for hibernation so are at their peak physical fitness. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I fancy the elephants tomorrow are they allowed use their trunks? Technically its a nose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 (edited) Post Match Interview T: Stan Collipaw has been very busy on Twitter... Stan Colliepaw @OfficialSIFF · 18h Our first team, and number one seed, are the #Chimps coached by a man only just beaten in height by giraffes, #8pints #SIFFWC2014 Stan Colliepaw @OfficialSIFF · 18h The #Chimps captain Caesar is a seasoned battle commander. Let's hope they don't slip on a banana peel in the early rounds! #SIFFWC2014 ....What are your thoughts on him? 8P: He's linked the Twitter to the Shangai Film Festival, so I'd debate his ITK status if I was you. Edited August 13, 2014 by Ginko 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 13, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted August 13, 2014 I fancy the elephants tomorrow are they allowed use their trunks? Technically its a nose.yes. But not to pick it up with. That's obstruction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Surely it's obs-trunk-tion? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Can't see the Elephants conceding many goals at all...Don't be so sure! My 'Striches have pace, power, vision and aggression on their side. The 'Phants have strength, size and not much more. Their defence will be solid, for sure, but we have a plan. I'll announce my team in tomorrow morning's press conference (between 8-9am). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Apologies to the few people following @OfficialSIFF on Twitter (if you aren't then you're missing out big time) for flooding your timelines with a ton of posts. I had to make up for technical difficulties yesterday 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Apologies to the few people following @OfficialSIFF on Twitter (if you aren't then you're missing out big time) for flooding your timelines with a ton of posts. I had to make up for technical difficulties yesterday I hope you get a reply from Damon Albarn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Followimg, them tweets are excellent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 (edited) It'll be interesting to see which breed of Dogs play in which positions. Could have big say on the outcome of tomorrow's match. Edited August 13, 2014 by useless 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I'll take on the Kodi's if that's all the Roos could manage versus the honey badgers we'll give them a hell of a beating. We sent out our reserves mate. Roo-d Van Nistelroo, Roo-berto Carlos and several other former players with roo shoehorned in to come into the side for the next round. You seen nothing yet, Stevie Bearard, John Teddy, Winnie Jones, Salomon Baloo, Lionel Fozzie & Bobo Sissokho. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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