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Team managers:

Chimps - 8Pints

Ostriches - Rob182

Pandas - AVFCforever1991

Kangaroos - ArteSuave

Gorillas - Seat68

Honeybadgers - Shillz

Cheetahs - Wainy316

Baboons - Xela

Elephants - Ghost

Dogs - Maqroll

Kodiak Bears - Folski

Humans - Stefan Low

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Can four legged animals stand on their hind legs? Otherwise it's going to be really awkard for them being only allowed to use their back legs.

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Can four legged animals stand on their hind legs? Otherwise it's going to be really awkard for them being only allowed to use their back legs.

Yeah of course they can. Depends if they're physically able.

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As the manager of the Ostrich Team, I'd like to let you all know that we've been training for months, working on our 3-5-2 formation with flying (not literally) wing-backs.

Our goalkeeper has been working especially hard at improving his Jumping stat, as his arm-like-neck can only reach so far.

(Also, Stevo, the Team Manager list needs updating. Arte Suave is no longer my co-manager, as we had a disagreement over what colour strip to wear, and now we are arch enemies.

For those of you that are interested, the Ostrich Team will be dressed head-to-toe in electric pink).

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Dolphins be shit on land, yo

 

Can you put in some more and include mythical creatures plz

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Dolphins be shit on land, yo

 

Can you put in some more and include mythical creatures plz

Dolphins are certainly at a disadvantage.

 

No mythical creatures. That would just be silly

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Interesting shout.

However entries are closed. Sorry. They'll be considered in 4 years time.

 

Not physically being able to fit all 11 players on the pitch may disqualify them

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As a lifelong 'Striches fan, I want to say how digusted I am by this decision. This is typical of the modern game's disrespect for tradition. As long as I can remember the team has played in black and white. I for one will not be renewing my season ticket, and I certainly won't be buying any replica shirts as long as the club goes on burying its head in the sand in the face of fans' opinions.

Yours disgustedly,

Black and White and not pink shite.

We (The Ostrich Team) would like to acknowledge your concerns, and also ensure you that this decision was made with the Team's best interests in mind.

Although some of the fans will find it difficult to accept our new strip, with it's resemblance to that of our bitter rivals, The Flamingos, we believe that the new colour-scheme goes hand-in-hand with our plan to market the Ostriches as a team who have a 'Bright Future'.

(If you think this is bad, you should have seen our former co-manager's suggestion!)

We hope that you will get behind the team in this upcoming campaign.

Any complaints can be forwarded to Nicky.Keye@OstrichTeam.com.

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Elephants could be one that cause an upset and go a long way. 

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Whoever is managing the Dolphins needs to make sure they get plenty of water and stay cool. I've just read that they don't have sweat glands. Really struggling to see how they'll cope, it'll be really interesting though, that's for sure.

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