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Post something that has happened in your life but post it without any explanation, expansion or context.

 

Example 1: I once avoided getting robbed by a Bulgarian prostitute by singing about German party huts and dancing.

 

Example 2: Inspector Morse once watched me in silence whilst I danced the twist in slow motion.

 

Example 3: I once had sex with a Finnish girl to Finnish reggae music because I can do a passable impression of Ewan McGreggor.

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After being photographed for the evening mail, Matt yanked the polystyrene ski from under me, I went down, was stuck upside-down and had to be fished out by a lifeguard.

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