Xela Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I was once chased through the streets of Kuala Lumpur, in a tropical rainstorm, by a transvestite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I once got told by a London police officer to: -Turn around and put your hands against the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AValon Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 There was quite a crowd of onlookers. but I just could'nt help myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Great idea for a thread Spoony but people aren't doing it right imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 And then it was back to the cell for another hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 ...........and then my mate said "you got the bloody sheep into the car, now get rid of it!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 There was an audible pop and gurgle immediately followed by a loud curse. His face, white top and Sylvester (sufferin succotash) cap bore the dripping remains of a star shaped poo explosion. Wiping tears from our eyes, we assured him that it was ok and he should keep the top - someone somewhere might want to buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 ..........."My God, Neil, I knew you were an animal lover, but that's ridiculous!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 He took his belt off and told me that's what he used to do to little boys "back in the day". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 No Sue Barker you cannot touch it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 interesting idea... but i want to know the context to some of these stories! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Love this thread. •So I rolled it into the bush and to this day they think it was the cat. •I didn't realise just how bad an idea it was, until I discovered that glowsticks in fact do have a best before date. •The asian gentleman took one look at my pants, screamed and ran. •He left me to the mercy of the boar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 "I wear tight jeans so my testicles are often hot and achey until I give them a massage." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 And she reached out but the turtle was already burning and emitting a smell. Beer didn't save it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 i poked it with my finger, and then realised it was a poo on the floor of the massage parlour in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 "I'm pretty sure it'll fit, but it's going to be a tight squeeze" "You shouldn't display your anus on the internet" "Give that a tug you rouge" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I said, "Get back you bastard or I'll break your legs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 And finally, after what seemed like an hour of giggling, I managed to climax into the shampoo bottle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 And finally, after what seemed like an hour of giggling, I managed to climax into the shampoo bottle. Your own shampoo bottle, I hope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CVByrne Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Last night I had to fight a dragon who was attacking my castle and fortifications Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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