Rugeley Villa Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Just now, Paddywhack said: Does it involve horses, did we watch Only Fools and Horses? Kind of. I was the horse and you were my bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Can't believe I'm having unconsented gay cybersex at 4pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 I had a **** weird one last night. I was standing at the no. 50 busstop with my friend's wife. I was rubbing hair removal cream all over my pubes and we had a conversation about what brand I'd used. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 I dreamt I killed someone in my dream last night. I was smashing a rock down on their face with such force it actually shook me awake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Dream last night: I was waiting for a train at Four Oaks station. It was cancelled so they put on a bus service instead. I got on the bus. Glad to see my dreams are going back to being as dull as my life. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 I actually dreamt I was posting on the forum last night and getting involved in a heated argument with a few posters over the merits of a particular car over another. I won't name the posters as I will be monitoring their behaviour to see if they become as aggressive on here in real life as they are in my (sad) dreams! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 had a really rude but nice dream last night, first one for ages. Amazed I didn't soil the duvet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 I have real issues with sleep. Sleep paralysis, apnea, just acting weird generally and last night I experienced exploding head syndrome for the first time; twice in a night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 I had a real **** up dream last night, my dreams have always been **** up, I used to keep a dream diary, I dunno what happened to it now though, I might need to start one up again. Anyway last night was **** up even for me, I was in a house and there were about 6 other people in there and I was basically hiding out and killing them one at a time, I don't mean like PG stuff either, one girl (no idea who she was) got a coat hanger through the eye ball, a few of them got stabbed, one of them got choked out whilst I was stabbing them in the back with a steak knife, I can actually remember going for the spine, anyways I got all of them apart from one, this last person saw me and looked terrified, I chucked them the knife that I was holding and told them to kill me because 'I had accomplished everything I had set out to do' I woke up with one half of a **** jolt, I mean that's major league **** upness It was only about 15 minutes before I was due to wake up anyway so I'm guessing I was in a pretty light sleep but jesus, made me ask a few questions about my state of mind that did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid4ever Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Xela said: I actually dreamt I was posting on the forum last night and getting involved in a heated argument with a few posters over the merits of a particular car over another. I won't name the posters as I will be monitoring their behaviour to see if they become as aggressive on here in real life as they are in my (sad) dreams! A Granada over the Rover SD1, you word removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 4 hours ago, Xela said: I actually dreamt I was posting on the forum last night and getting involved in a heated argument with a few posters over the merits of a particular car over another. I won't name the posters as I will be monitoring their behaviour to see if they become as aggressive on here in real life as they are in my (sad) dreams! **** tell us you prick! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 I was once on doxycycline, which was given to me as anti malarial prior to leaving the country. One of the unlisted side effects of doxycycline are these things called " doxy dreams". One night, I dreamt about these small, purple, long haired dogs, and they were called pigeon dogs. Because they were so common, and roaming everywhere, they were considered vermin, and people out of habit would kick them on sight. What developed was the story of their plight to be considered a number among God's beautiful creatures, and for everyone to hold pigeon dogs in a special place within their hearts. It was kind of Disney meets Watership Down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted June 13, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 13, 2017 Last night I dreamt that instead of the "Great British Break Off" it was the "Great British Drum break Off." There was a bunch of old women playing drum fills and trying to out do each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 20 hours ago, Sid4ever said: A Granada over the Rover SD1, you word removed Not even a Vitesse or Vanden Plas could tempt me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 I had a dream last night that there was a massive earthquake that leveled the whole of the UK, I slept through it though, but when I woke up everything was pretty much the same, we all got sent home from work, the only thing that changed was that the bull ring was on its side so me and a lad from school (who I haven't seen in 16 years) set up a business where we helped people get into the bull ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 22 minutes ago, leemond2008 said: I had a dream last night that there was a massive earthquake that leveled the whole of the UK, I slept through it though, but when I woke up everything was pretty much the same, I guess you live in small heath then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I had the worst nightmare of my life two nights ago. But I can't remember what it was that spooked me. The dream lasted at least 4 hours, with me in several familiar places, like childhood places, and relative's houses, etc. In each scenario, I'd end up being confronted by a faceless something/someone, and they would slash me to death. But it wasn't a traditional villain, or anyone I know...it was something maybe from within myself...I don't know what it was, but the atmosphere of the dream was total dread, and extreme evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 On 15/06/2017 at 05:50, maqroll said: 1- I'd end up being confronted by a faceless something/someone, and they would slash me to death. 2- ut it wasn't a traditional villain, or anyone I know...it was something maybe from within myself.. 3- I don't know what it was, but the atmosphere of the dream was total dread, and extreme evil. 1- 2- 3- Maqroll. I have the same nightmare. Over to you Bruce and the boys. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREAT_BEARD_OF_ZEUS Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Last night I had the most realistic dream ever! I dreamt it was the start of next season and I was playing for Villa. The first game was against blues and in the line up alongside me was a couple from the the youth team who'd been promoted to the senior side... One was a very athletic winger called Vince Beef and the other was a central midfielder called Matthew Lettuce!! Weirdly I can't remember anyone else in the side other than Andre Green and Alan Hutton Anyway, the game started and Beef was absolutely battering them on the right wing. Then I threaded a lovely through-ball to Lettuce who sailed one right into the top corner from the edge of the area! So vivid was the dream I can actually remember celebrating with him, followed by a mass pile on with the other players, and then watching the replay on the big screen thinking "ooh what a lovely assist by me!" I put us 2-0 up with a direct freekick inside the area, following a pass back. They then pulled one back after some truly dreadful defending from Hutton, immediately after which Bruce got the entire side doing syncronised stretches on the sideline before the game restarted!! Anyway, what that all means (other than I'm never eating from that curry house again) I haven't a clue! Pretty entertaining stuff though! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 That is absolutely brilliant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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