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Its got to be surely

Darren Bent, Darren Ben, Darren Darren Bent... Gets the Ball scores a goal (or bound to score) Darren Darren Bent!!

we started it off with Gary Shaw back in the 80s and Newcastle nicked it for Andy Cole in around 1993!!

Whats everyone think, its easy to sing and Darren will love it im sure

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We could use this

(great at 1 minute in) to either of these efforts:

He scores with his left, he scores with his right.

That Darren Bent, he is dynamite.

Or as a general chant for the whole Villa team:

They're great down the left, they're great down the right,

That team Aston Villa, it is dynamite.

With the fans swaying to the left and right whilst chanting it would be a **** amazing sight. Imagine the Holte End and North Stand Lower doing this in sync?

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We could use this
(great at 1 minute in) to either of these efforts:

He scores with his left, he scores with his right.

That Darren Bent, he is dynamite.

Or as a general chant for the whole Villa team:

They're great down the left, they're great down the right,

That team Aston Villa, it is dynamite.

With the fans swaying to the left and right whilst chanting it would be a **** amazing sight. Imagine the Holte End and North Stand Lower doing this in sync?

Agree with any of those, both would look quality.

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For Darren Bent to the tune of ' Mary had a little lamb'

We all love you Darren Bent,

Darren Bent, Darren Bent,

We all love you Darren bent,

Villa Park is your home.

Sing a song for Darren Bent,

Darren Bent, Darren Bent,

Sing a song for Darren Bent,

He'll surely score a goal.

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It's one of those chants you can just keep singing and singing. I remember watching Arsenal vs Spurs in the league cup and Nasri scored a penalty in extra time then that's all they sang for the rest of the extra time 8)

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I agree with stato, Darren Bent to the tune that the arsenal fans sing Samir nasri

Exhibit 1

Definitely. I'm sure this nearly started upper Holte but lasted about 5 seconds.

Simple song and fits well!

lots of us were singing it at the back of the lower holte l5 and l6 and heard a few singing at as we come out the ground.

hopefully this one catches on becasue as someone else said its one of them chants that you can keep on singing.

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off bent for a while and onto the Richard Keys/Andy Gray comments...

lets bring an oldie out with a few changes........

Theres a circus in the town, in the town

and McLeish is a clown, is a clown!

And Andy Gray knows Brady is a Slaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggg!

Thoughts?

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One I was emailed today:

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,

Kept thinking "can we score enough to stay a Premier side?"

But then I turned on SkySports news, the banner told me that you signed,

And I felt fine, I knew you'd score every time,

And so we're back, we're staying up,

You're so much better than Heskey oh Bent your balls I want to cup,

I want to kiss you when you score, I want to hug you when you miss,

And if you score against the Blues I'll even rim you when you piss,

Well now go, walk on the pitch,

Just turn around now, and make agent Ridgewell your bitch,

Bent you're the one who's going to score a cheeky lob,

A left foot screamer, and a tap in off your knob,

Oh Darren Bent, from here to Kent,

We love your lovely little face, best 18 mil we ever spent,

And we'll bake you a birthday cake, with a candle and a flake,

Darren Bent, oh Darren Bent, hey hey

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How about a remake of an old Brian Little song

To the tune of my old mans a dustman

Darren Bent is magic

He wears a magic hat

He plays for Aston Villa

And lives in a big posh flat

He scores with his left foot

He scores with his right

and when we play the city

he scores all **** night

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