Woodytom Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 What about Darren Bent is magic He wears a Claret Shirt He plays for Aston Villa And lives in a big posh .............. (yep good point) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 One I was emailed today: At first I was afraid, I was petrified, Kept thinking "can we score enough to stay a Premier side?" But then I turned on SkySports news, the banner told me that you signed, And I felt fine, I knew you'd score every time, And so we're back, we're staying up, You're so much better than Heskey oh Bent your balls I want to cup, I want to kiss you when you score, I want to hug you when you miss, And if you score against the Blues I'll even rim you when you piss, Well now go, walk on the pitch, Just turn around now, and make agent Ridgewell your bitch, Bent you're the one who's going to score a cheeky lob, A left foot screamer, and a tap in off your knob, Oh Darren Bent, from here to Kent, We love your lovely little face, best 18 mil we ever spent, And we'll bake you a birthday cake, with a candle and a flake, Darren Bent, oh Darren Bent, hey hey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 EDIT: double post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanWA Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Away from the Darren Bent Theme To the tune of if you happy and you Know it If your a villan and you know it clap your hands A Villan and you know it clap your hands A Villan and you know it Not some bluenose scum then show it A Villan and you know it clap your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micflair Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 One I was emailed today: At first I was afraid, I was petrified, Kept thinking "can we score enough to stay a Premier side?" But then I turned on SkySports news, the banner told me that you signed, And I felt fine, I knew you'd score every time, And so we're back, we're staying up, You're so much better than Heskey oh Bent your balls I want to cup, I want to kiss you when you score, I want to hug you when you miss, And if you score against the Blues I'll even rim you when you piss, Well now go, walk on the pitch, Just turn around now, and make agent Ridgewell your bitch, Bent you're the one who's going to score a cheeky lob, A left foot screamer, and a tap in off your knob, Oh Darren Bent, from here to Kent, We love your lovely little face, best 18 mil we ever spent, And we'll bake you a birthday cake, with a candle and a flake, Darren Bent, oh Darren Bent, hey hey if only this could be sung.. wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge1874 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Tubby - Great piece of work but our lot can barely remember the words to Villa Villa Villaboy 69 - What a crock of Sh1t!! You'll never get that going!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villaboy69 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 A tad harsh but I'm sure some of the old boys will like it then again maybe not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge1874 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Villaboy69 (is your name tag a reference to sexual preferences??) - I'm travelling up to Wigan later in a car with some friends. I'll put it to them see what they think of it??? I think the one might like it but he's tone fcukin deaf!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahosk Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 One I was emailed today: At first I was afraid, I was petrified, Kept thinking "can we score enough to stay a Premier side?" But then I turned on SkySports news, the banner told me that you signed, And I felt fine, I knew you'd score every time, And so we're back, we're staying up, You're so much better than Heskey oh Bent your balls I want to cup, I want to kiss you when you score, I want to hug you when you miss, And if you score against the Blues I'll even rim you when you piss, Well now go, walk on the pitch, Just turn around now, and make agent Ridgewell your bitch, Bent you're the one who's going to score a cheeky lob, A left foot screamer, and a tap in off your knob, Oh Darren Bent, from here to Kent, We love your lovely little face, best 18 mil we ever spent, And we'll bake you a birthday cake, with a candle and a flake, Darren Bent, oh Darren Bent, hey hey LOL! We would be the campest team in the league if we sung that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maloneyt Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 One I was emailed today: At first I was afraid, I was petrified, Kept thinking "can we score enough to stay a Premier side?" But then I turned on SkySports news, the banner told me that you signed, And I felt fine, I knew you'd score every time, And so we're back, we're staying up, You're so much better than Heskey oh Bent your balls I want to cup, I want to kiss you when you score, I want to hug you when you miss, And if you score against the Blues I'll even rim you when you piss, Well now go, walk on the pitch, Just turn around now, and make agent Ridgewell your bitch, Bent you're the one who's going to score a cheeky lob, A left foot screamer, and a tap in off your knob, Oh Darren Bent, from here to Kent, We love your lovely little face, best 18 mil we ever spent, And we'll bake you a birthday cake, with a candle and a flake, Darren Bent, oh Darren Bent, hey hey LOL! We would be the campest team in the league if we sung that. magical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahosk Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 To the chorus of Engelbert Humperdinck - Lesbian Seagull He's quality he's Nathan Delfouneso Settle down and watch with me Climb high Nathan Delfouneso Put one in for us all to see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigster Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 To the tune of Yellow Submarine....... Small Heath, small time, small mentality, small mentality, small mentality. Small Heath, small time, small mentality, small mentality, small mentality. and so on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillett7 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 To the Chorus of Taio cruz 'Dynamite' I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying aaaaaaaaaaaa oooooooooooooo 'BENTY LETS GO' I wana celebrate and live my life, saying aaaaaaaaaaaa oooooooooooooo 'BENTY LEYS GO' one for away games maybe :notsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Jean Makoun Makoun He comes from the Cameroon We stole this from John Carew Jean Makoun Makoun was the song I heard at the Red Robin in Wigan last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 One I was emailed today: At first I was afraid, I was petrified, Kept thinking "can we score enough to stay a Premier side?" But then I turned on SkySports news, the banner told me that you signed, And I felt fine, I knew you'd score every time, And so we're back, we're staying up, You're so much better than Heskey oh Bent your balls I want to cup, I want to kiss you when you score, I want to hug you when you miss, And if you score against the Blues I'll even rim you when you piss, Well now go, walk on the pitch, Just turn around now, and make agent Ridgewell your bitch, Bent you're the one who's going to score a cheeky lob, A left foot screamer, and a tap in off your knob, Oh Darren Bent, from here to Kent, We love your lovely little face, best 18 mil we ever spent, And we'll bake you a birthday cake, with a candle and a flake, Darren Bent, oh Darren Bent, hey hey LOL! We would be the campest team in the league if we sung that. magical Superb. work there sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Jean Makoun Makoun He comes from the Cameroon We stole this from John Carew Jean Makoun Makoun was the song I heard at the Red Robin in Wigan last night. Must catch on. Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherl Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Jean Makoun Makoun He comes from the Cameroon We stole this from John Carew Jean Makoun Makoun was the song I heard at the Red Robin in Wigan last night. how about jean makoun makoun he's SMALLER than me and you he's over from cameroon jean makoun makoun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanvilla_1994 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 To the tune of Yellow Submarine....... Small Heath, small time, small mentality, small mentality, small mentality. Small Heath, small time, small mentality, small mentality, small mentality. and so on! We will have more songs about SHA in a few years **** them start singing about Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelmsley_villan Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Jean Makoun Makoun He comes from the Cameroon We stole this from John Carew Jean Makoun Makoun was the song I heard at the Red Robin in Wigan last night. Yer I heard that too, was quite funny, the na na na na..... darren bent chant seemed to pick up yesterday aswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Makoun, Makoun, Makoun is on fire.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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