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Something like this used to be sung didn't it?

As I walked down to Villa Park one dark and dusty day,

I spied a poor old city fan running far away,

I said to that poor city fan, it looks like you must die,

‘Cuz you have seen the glory of …

Holte Enders in the sky

Yippi Aye Eh, Yippi Aye Oh.

Holte Enders in the sky…

We chased him through the terraces, we chased him down the streets,

But little did that city fan know that death must be his fate,

‘Cuz Villa fans rule Birmingham and city fans know why,

‘Cuz they have seen the glory of….

Holte Enders in the sky

Yippi Aye Eh, Yippi Aye Oh.

Holte Enders in the sky…

These are the CORRECT words to HEITS, as wrote in 1971 by Keith Bryenton,

we still sit on the Holte together,

As i walked out at Villa Park one dark and dusty day,

I spied a poor blues fan a running far away

I said to this poor city fan it looks like you might die

He said i know `cause i`ve just seen seen Holte Enders in the sky

Yippee eye aye, Yippee eye ohh, Holte Enders in the sky,

now he ran down the terraces and then towards the gate

little did he know death was to be his fate

he had one more short hour to live and then he`d hear the cry

that every city fan does fear , Holte Enders in the sky,

Yippee eye aye, Yippee eye ohh, Holte Enders in the sky,

Thier fists where just like granite and their pockets full of lead,

and when they catch a city fan, you know he`ll end up dead

`cause Villa fans rule birmingham and city fans know why,

the`ve all heard and th`ve all seen Holte Enders in the sky,

Yippee eye aye, Yippee eye ohh, Holte Enders in the sky,

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Darren bents a villan,

He wears the claret and blue,

He left mr potatoe head 2 come and play 4 hou,

He scores with his left foot,

He scores with his right,

...And when we play them smallheath words removed he'll score all **** night

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Great bloke ourrrr Randy

Hes gone and brought us bent

Quinn and Bruce are crying

They know their team is spent

Hes gonna score for Villa

And create some more

It doesnt matter what they think

When gerrard made that call........../who let the dogs out ,hou,hou

My old man tune

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Just a couple I've come up witht today.

First one for Jean Makoun to the tune of Diamonds are Forever.

He's got diamonds on his jumper, his jumper.

He's got diamonds on his jumper, his jumper.

He's got diamonds on his jumper, his jumper.

And his name's Jean Makoun.

Comes from the Cameroon.

Then for Ciaran Clark to the tune of Dedicated Follower of Fashion.

He can play here.

He can play there.

Plays for the team.

Plays anywhere.

Anyone will tell you that his name is Ciaran Clark.

If they're a dedicated follower of Villa.

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Boom boom boom boom i want you in my room song by the vengaboys.

john deux makoun, you'll earn a fortune, playing for the villa, and scoring very soon.

Nice and simple :) couldn't think of anything else to put for the fortune bit.

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Fernando Torres Liverpools number 9

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Benty, Benty,

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Benty, Benty,

We bought that man from fat head Bruce,

He came to join the Claret and Blue,

Darren Bent... Villa's 39!

Nanananananananananananananananananana,

Can't think of the first 2 lines. Would be good getting something like that going.

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The only thing that was wrong yesterday was the lack of a good chant for darren bent. Any ideas?

I'll kick off with this cheeky little number. To the tune of, 'please dont take my sunshine away'.

Darren bent...Darren bent...Darren bent he's on the ball...and if you give him a sniff of gooaal,then he'll go on and fuukkinn score!! (Repeat)...

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