Villan_of_oz Posted October 9, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted October 9, 2017 33 minutes ago, blandy said: Pile up loads of players for the right and have nothing available for the left? Well played Sir, well played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted October 9, 2017 Moderator Share Posted October 9, 2017 1 hour ago, blandy said: Pile up loads of players for the right and have nothing available for the left? I was thinking more close your eyes, cross your fingers and hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 2 hours ago, blandy said: Pile up loads of players for the right and have nothing available for the left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 4 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: She went to her friends a few houses down on Saturday night to watch X=shit factor. Couple of bottles of wine and they shared a Chinese. When she got back at 12.30 she was still hungry, so ordered a pizza and chips. I come down Saturday morning and notice there is a pizza box on top of the fridge. I thought great, I love pizza the following day. I open the box and go to warm it up a tad in the microwave and what I see makes me feel quite normal. She had eaten the pizza, then felt guilty and threw it all up back into the box over the chips, then instead of throwing it in the bin leaves it on top of the fridge. She had eaten every piece, then sicked every piece back up. Asked her what the**** she was playing at, and like I said it was through guilt as she's on a diet and had already had shared a Chinese. Luckily I wasn't hungover otherwise I'd of just eaten it anyway, but jesus wept. That is just disgusting dude. What kind of sick **** warms up Pizza in the microwave? You cannot beat cold pizza the day after. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 4 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: It's been very quiet in off topic. The Bruce thread is like clockwork. The Bruce thread is just somewhere you go to have a rant immediately after a defeat, or to give Bruce some props. Do not ever venture into that thread 24 hours after a game or 24 hours before the next game. It's depressing, I thought I had too much free time but I guess I look pale in comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted October 9, 2017 Moderator Share Posted October 9, 2017 4 hours ago, limpid said: Usually escalator steps have a higher rise than fixed steps which will make you feel like you are walking differently. When I worked in Brussels, most escalators only operate when you break a light beam when you approach. This means you don't know if they are broken until you are on them. They were never broken, but I always had that moment of hesitation. It’s more than that, it’s weird honestly. I think it’s that I tend to walk up a moving one or at least part of it, so when it’s not moving I find myself walking up part of it then almost stopping. Damn my stupid brain. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 5 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: It's been very quiet in off topic. The Bruce thread is like clockwork. A clockwork shit. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 (edited) 37 minutes ago, TrentVilla said: It’s more than that, it’s weird honestly. I think it’s that I tend to walk up a moving one or at least part of it, so when it’s not moving I find myself walking up part of it then almost stopping. Damn my stupid brain. On a similar note, and it might make me sound a bit mental, but when I'm approaching a flight of stairs, if I think too hard about what i'm doing I can't seem to navigate them properly and end up tripping or nearly falling up/down them. Most of the time its just natural isn't it, when you approach stairs but occasionally I'll think about the mechanics of it and nearly go arse over tit. Edited October 9, 2017 by Xela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 When the escalator is broken what are cows supposed to do? I think it's actually a myth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TrentVilla Posted October 9, 2017 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted October 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, 8pints said: When the escalator is broken what are cows supposed to do? I think it's actually a myth. Mooove 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted October 9, 2017 Moderator Share Posted October 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Xela said: On a similar note, and it might make me sound a bit mental, but when I'm approaching a flight of stairs, if I think too hard about what i'm doing I can't seem to navigate them properly and end up tripping or nearly falling up/down them. Most of the time its just natural isn't it, when you approach stairs but occasionally I'll think about the mechanics of it and nearly go arse over tit. It does a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post blandy Posted October 9, 2017 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted October 9, 2017 25 minutes ago, TrentVilla said: Mooove That's what I herd, too. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted October 9, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted October 9, 2017 28 minutes ago, blandy said: That's what I herd, too. No doubt cow puns will be milked to death for the next couple of pages. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 14 minutes ago, choffer said: No doubt cow puns will be milked to death for the next couple of pages. They butter not be! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 1 hour ago, 8pints said: When the escalator is broken what are cows supposed to do? I think it's actually a myth. You can lead a cow to an escalator but you can't make him drink. Or something like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 48 minutes ago, blandy said: That's what I herd, too. Pull the udder one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chappy Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 21 minutes ago, choffer said: No doubt cow puns will be milked to death for the next couple of pages. Have you got beef with people making puns? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 The steaks have been raised in the pun war. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 9, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted October 9, 2017 Bullshit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted October 9, 2017 Moderator Share Posted October 9, 2017 Some barn-stormers, there, folks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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