Ingram85 Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 (edited) The above just shows me that yet again society further proves my theory that it is made up of 75% dribbling inbred puddles of penis gloop. As long as they get to watch x factor and corrie nothing else matters. Edited December 19, 2014 by Ingram85 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 So on my first night of fourth year college (about 4.5 years ago) we moved into a new house and we'd a bet to see who could christen the house first. I of course wanted to win this bet and did. Brought a girl back, stupidly I left her ring her phone off my phone as she couldn't find it when she was leaving. So she is like texting me for a week after I'm replying to none asking can we meet up etc, it dies down, finally a year and a half later, I'm out with my girlfriend at Christmas who I'm going out with about 6 months (we're still together) she sees me, with my girlfriend, anyway I'm back in my girlfriends I get a text from this one being like oh my god didn't realise we were from the same town, we should totally meet up. I completely ignored it, found out then that I actually do her Dad's accounts, I've had to go down there a few times but never crossed paths thank god, until today. I've to drop something in at half 5 & talk them through it, unfortunately her Dad is in Dublin, it can't wait till Monday as I am finished at half 5, so in 15mins I'm going to have to spend 20 seriously awkward minutes with this girl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted December 19, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 19, 2014 So on my first night of fourth year college (about 4.5 years ago) we moved into a new house and we'd a bet to see who could christen the house first. I of course wanted to win this bet and did. Brought a girl back, stupidly I left her ring her phone off my phone as she couldn't find it when she was leaving. So she is like texting me for a week after I'm replying to none asking can we meet up etc, it dies down, finally a year and a half later, I'm out with my girlfriend at Christmas who I'm going out with about 6 months (we're still together) she sees me, with my girlfriend, anyway I'm back in my girlfriends I get a text from this one being like oh my god didn't realise we were from the same town, we should totally meet up. I completely ignored it, found out then that I actually do her Dad's accounts, I've had to go down there a few times but never crossed paths thank god, until today. I've to drop something in at half 5 & talk them through it, unfortunately her Dad is in Dublin, it can't wait till Monday as I am finished at half 5, so in 15mins I'm going to have to spend 20 seriously awkward minutes with this girl as you are there in a work capacity you should use the tradesman's entrance 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 So on my first night of fourth year college (about 4.5 years ago) we moved into a new house and we'd a bet to see who could christen the house first. I of course wanted to win this bet and did. Brought a girl back, stupidly I left her ring her phone off my phone as she couldn't find it when she was leaving. So she is like texting me for a week after I'm replying to none asking can we meet up etc, it dies down, finally a year and a half later, I'm out with my girlfriend at Christmas who I'm going out with about 6 months (we're still together) she sees me, with my girlfriend, anyway I'm back in my girlfriends I get a text from this one being like oh my god didn't realise we were from the same town, we should totally meet up. I completely ignored it, found out then that I actually do her Dad's accounts, I've had to go down there a few times but never crossed paths thank god, until today. I've to drop something in at half 5 & talk them through it, unfortunately her Dad is in Dublin, it can't wait till Monday as I am finished at half 5, so in 15mins I'm going to have to spend 20 seriously awkward minutes with this girl How did it go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 still got tomorrow and sunday at work plus monday and tuesday and they will drag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 So on my first night of fourth year college (about 4.5 years ago) we moved into a new house and we'd a bet to see who could christen the house first. I of course wanted to win this bet and did. Brought a girl back, stupidly I left her ring her phone off my phone as she couldn't find it when she was leaving. So she is like texting me for a week after I'm replying to none asking can we meet up etc, it dies down, finally a year and a half later, I'm out with my girlfriend at Christmas who I'm going out with about 6 months (we're still together) she sees me, with my girlfriend, anyway I'm back in my girlfriends I get a text from this one being like oh my god didn't realise we were from the same town, we should totally meet up. I completely ignored it, found out then that I actually do her Dad's accounts, I've had to go down there a few times but never crossed paths thank god, until today. I've to drop something in at half 5 & talk them through it, unfortunately her Dad is in Dublin, it can't wait till Monday as I am finished at half 5, so in 15mins I'm going to have to spend 20 seriously awkward minutes with this girl You're in Kerry, she's probably your cousin as well. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 (edited) I'm venturing into the Michael McIntyre observational comedy zone here but..... My missus spent a whole 2 hours & 30 minutes getting ready to go out tonight, from 5pm till 7.30 I didnt see her and and after all that time she came downstairs looking like an extra from my big fat gypsy wedding. Edited December 20, 2014 by Jimzk5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 No matter how long women have to get ready, it's always 10 minutes shy of what they want 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 "How do I look"? Head: Like a slaggy Ronald McDonald wearing a giant quality street wrapper. Heart: "Very nice" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omariqy Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Just say wow. It works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Nod then take out a notepad and jot stuff down in silence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Nod then take out a notepad and jot stuff down in silence. Your notepad must look like this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 (edited) You lot are evil haha Edited December 20, 2014 by Baselayers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 My works new Christmas bottle policy, any bottle that comes in gets intercepted by reception, put in a pool and then evenly distributed amongst the staff Cheap bottles of plonk doesn't bother me, but spirits, that's a different ball game, bottle of brandy with my name on it in the pool, that's bullshit We have that policy but no-one adheres to it. £100 bottle of whisky from a client? Don't mind if I do! Another colleague once had a box full of high end champagnes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 21, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted December 21, 2014 Some people's complete lack of common sense or the ability to think things through. A friend of my missus has quit her job and is starting her own "craft" company. That's the only way I can explain it. basically she makes shitty little things. Anyway, her best thing are these homemade greetings cards. Just cards that say merry christmas or happy birthday or whatever. Don't get me wrong, they do look quite good. But I asked how much she sells them for. £5 And then I asked how long they take to make About an hour a card, maybe slightly less Right. And how much does it cost for her to make them? Apparently she spent £15 and produced 5 cards. So lets say £3 a card. I pointed this out "So she's making £5 an hour, minus what she spends (£3) so £2 an hour?" "Yes" "Before or after she sends them to whoever wants them?" "Before" "She's ****" She's quit her job to do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jimzk5 Posted December 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 21, 2014 Did you tell her moon pig have already cornered that market? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Some people's complete lack of common sense or the ability to think things through. A friend of my missus has quit her job and is starting her own "craft" company. That's the only way I can explain it. basically she makes shitty little things. Anyway, her best thing are these homemade greetings cards. Just cards that say merry christmas or happy birthday or whatever. Don't get me wrong, they do look quite good. But I asked how much she sells them for. £5 And then I asked how long they take to make About an hour a card, maybe slightly less Right. And how much does it cost for her to make them? Apparently she spent £15 and produced 5 cards. So lets say £3 a card. I pointed this out "So she's making £5 an hour, minus what she spends (£3) so £2 an hour?" "Yes" "Before or after she sends them to whoever wants them?" "Before" "She's ****" She's quit her job to do this. Tell her to slip in a pic of her tits then she'll sell them like crazy. Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 She needs this man's help: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 21, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted December 21, 2014 Some people's complete lack of common sense or the ability to think things through. A friend of my missus has quit her job and is starting her own "craft" company. That's the only way I can explain it. basically she makes shitty little things. Anyway, her best thing are these homemade greetings cards. Just cards that say merry christmas or happy birthday or whatever. Don't get me wrong, they do look quite good. But I asked how much she sells them for. £5 And then I asked how long they take to make About an hour a card, maybe slightly less Right. And how much does it cost for her to make them? Apparently she spent £15 and produced 5 cards. So lets say £3 a card. I pointed this out "So she's making £5 an hour, minus what she spends (£3) so £2 an hour?" "Yes" "Before or after she sends them to whoever wants them?" "Before" "She's ****" She's quit her job to do this. Tell her to slip in a pic of her tits then she'll sell them like crazy. Maybe. She really REALLY wouldn't. Believe me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 I think Ismail was hinting that he'd order enough to keep her in business if she did. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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