The Fun Factory Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Designer1 said: So, you're a Waffles man? No brioche, no cornbread, no yeast bread ,no flatbread, no sweetbread, no fruit bread, no rye ,no soda , no bread sticks, no burger buns, baps or bagels no chapati, crepe or crumpet, and definitely no smegging donuts. Edited January 12, 2022 by The Fun Factory 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburglar Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 3 hours ago, Paddywhack said: We’ve spoke about this before on here, but posties putting the ‘sorry we missed you’ slip through the door when they didn’t even knock. I was just sat in my living room when I heard a few letters drop through the letter box. A few minutes later I saw the little red slip telling me to go to the depot tomorrow. I decided to go chasing after the postman and ask if my doorbell had broken. Very unlike me as I hate any kind of confrontation, but it pissed me off. I got my parcel anyway, the 1998 Villa away shirt Had this with a villa shirt I ordered for one of my lads for Christmas. I heard the postman but it turns out it was a slip. Had to go online and spend half an hour trying to work out how to rearrange and make sure I was in on another day. Then when he opened it Christmas morning they’d spelt our name wrong!!! Spent another two hours or more trying to arrange a refund with phone calls and emails . He isn’t having another one I can’t be arsed with the drama. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Davkaus Posted January 12, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 12, 2022 So, my day: Car doesn't start. After jumping it, I get in, and realise the roof is leaking and the carpets are damp. Drive to the hospital, spend 25 minutes doing laps trying to find a spot, finally find one, back in, go through a puddle that was hiding a pothole that cracked my wheel. Fantastic. So I sat in the car for 20 minutes drinking my coffee and calming down so I'm not in a rotten mood when I get there to visit....And on the walk to the ward, a pigeon literally shits on my head. I'd find this hilarious if it happened to anybody else. 2 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 29 minutes ago, Davkaus said: So, my day: Car doesn't start. After jumping it, I get in, and realise the roof is leaking and the carpets are damp. Drive to the hospital, spend 25 minutes doing laps trying to find a spot, finally find one, back in, go through a puddle that was hiding a pothole that cracked my wheel. Fantastic. So I sat in the car for 20 minutes drinking my coffee and calming down so I'm not in a rotten mood when I get there to visit....And on the walk to the ward, a pigeon literally shits on my head. I'd find this hilarious if it happened to anybody else. Isn't a bird shitting on your head good luck? (insert KW) Although after a gull defecated on my face in the pub beer garden one year, I don't recall my luck changing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 (edited) 1 minute ago, Xela said: Isn't a bird shitting on your head good luck? (insert KW) Although after a gull defecated on my face in the pub beer garden one year, I don't recall my luck changing. We'll see. It didn't feel it. I was genuinely thinking "Well, the car is no problem, really, easily fixed, they say bad luck comes in threes..." *plop* Bystanders saw a man with bird shit dripping from his hair laughing like a lunatic, because it was that or cry. Edited January 12, 2022 by Davkaus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Work getting my pay wrong again. Yes, I really agreed to do overtime for £1 an hour you **** shitbrains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Blue camouflage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 11 minutes ago, Phil Silvers said: Blue camouflage. How else do you expect people to travel, undetected, from one end of a lake to the other? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, It's Your Round said: How else do you expect people to travel, undetected, from one end of a lake to the other? Wear a disguise like Jacques! Edited January 13, 2022 by Phil Silvers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 13, 2022 Moderator Share Posted January 13, 2022 On 12/01/2022 at 13:56, Paddywhack said: I decided to go chasing after the postman and ask if my doorbell had broken. And what was his response to that question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post phily85 Posted January 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 13, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, BOF said: And what was his response to that question? Who are you and why are you not wearing clothes Edited January 13, 2022 by phily85 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Factory Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 9 minutes ago, BOF said: And what was his response to that question? The postman always rings twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted January 13, 2022 Moderator Share Posted January 13, 2022 David Bowie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 13, 2022 Moderator Share Posted January 13, 2022 17 minutes ago, OutByEaster? said: David Bowie. Because apart from the golden run of albums from 71-77 he's not as good as people like to think? Because he never really had an original idea in his life, he just followed the trends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, bickster said: Because apart from the golden run of albums from 71-77 he's not as good as people like to think? Because he never really had an original idea in his life, he just followed the trends? Bowie championed the Pixies, everyone that loved the Pixies looked at Bowie like we look at a nan discovering Ed Sheeran for the first time. See also Nine Inch Nails. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 13, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted January 13, 2022 11 minutes ago, bickster said: Because apart from the golden run of albums from 71-77 he's not as good as people like to think? Because he never really had an original idea in his life, he just followed the trends? You'll be pleased to know that he was as good as The Beatles: Quote Having worked with both the Beatles (he was an Abbey Road engineer throughout the ‘60s) and David Bowie, producer Ken Scott is in the ideal position to compare the working methods of the two. “I compare him to the Beatles in one respect and that's how brave they were in their ability to not care what people thought,” says Scott. “If they suddenly wanted to change direction, they would do it no matter what. And there are a lot of artists that won't do that.” Scott also praises Bowie’s ability to put the right team of people in place for a specific project - “he knew what each one could bring to the project and what he needed from them they would automatically give” - and says that, when it came to vocals, The Thin White Duke had a habit of nailing it right away. “Of the four albums I co-produced with David, about 90% of the vocals were first take beginning to end,” he reveals. “I would run the take, get the level for his vocal, go back, hit record on the take, and what he did that one time through is what we still hear today. And that's no Auto-Tune, that's no cut and pasting things, no moving anything around. It was one performance that came from his heart every time.” Music Radar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted January 13, 2022 Moderator Share Posted January 13, 2022 34 minutes ago, bickster said: Because apart from the golden run of albums from 71-77 he's not as good as people like to think? Because he never really had an original idea in his life, he just followed the trends? On two clear counts for me. i.) He's enormously overrated. ii.) He slept with 13,14 and 15 year old girls and nobody ever talks about it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 4 hours ago, BOF said: And what was his response to that question? Well, I kind of lied in my post. I actually said “my doorbell must be broken because I didn’t hear anything”. I didn’t want to be too nasty, he knows where I live and he could pop a turd through my letter box…or send me to the depot to collect one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 13, 2022 Moderator Share Posted January 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Well, I kind of lied in my post. I actually said “my doorbell must be broken because I didn’t hear anything”. I didn’t want to be too nasty, he knows where I live and he could pop a turd through my letter box…or send me to the depot to collect one. Lying on the internet. A new low. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rodders0223 Posted January 14, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 14, 2022 " I need this information by end of play today" Do you?! Then why not request a week ago!? It's Friday, I'm out of here at 5! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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