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I remember when we first got the internet in 2000, once spent 36 hours downloading a 124mb clip of milfhunter (model - lita chase) off kazaa, used to 'hide' it with hidden files option, only for mu sister to find it anyway and delete it the selfish cow

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I remember the days of wanking to Eurotrash on a Friday night. Any glimpse of nipple or if very lucky, minge, and it was like a steel rod.

I remember plotting my 'adventures' with a copy of the TV guide my parents got in the paper, if Eurotrash wasn't enough I'd sometimes have to stay awake until 2/3am on Channel 5 to catch anything worthwhile.. and that was on a hand-me-down TV that I think my Gran had owned since the 80s! When I finally discovered 'Laid Bare' on Bravo I often plucked up the courage to ask my parents if I could stay up to watch SkySports.

Upon hearing a noise, I would instantly switch over to SkySports to be on the safe-side where it would often be WWF/WWE - I suppose I confirmed to myself at that tender age that I wouldn't be batting for the other team so to speak, as the sight of well-toned, oily men safely killed any 'excitement' as a result of the other channel!

Stacey Kiebler versus Torrie Wilson in a bra panties match was worth a stroke.

I used to do same, id get tv guide and hunt through whatever I could wank off to especially on a fiday night. remember once eagerly settling down to watch confessions of a window cleaner when I was young and lasting 10 mins. anyone remember those programmes on RTL2? they were awesome

Dunno what rtl2 is but I do remember the confessions films, there were loads of them always with the same bloke who would be doing a job and come across horny housewives (lucky git).

As well as those there were red shoe diaries and the emanuelle films.. When channel five first came out it was such a saviour for a teenage boy like myself

 

yea remember them also

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I remember when we first got the internet in 2000, once spent 36 hours downloading a 124mb clip of milfhunter (model - lita chase) off kazaa, used to 'hide' it with hidden files option, only for mu sister to find it anyway and delete it the selfish cow

 

Wasn't it 1p a minute back then too?

 

Expensive download

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I remember when we first got the internet in 2000, once spent 36 hours downloading a 124mb clip of milfhunter (model - lita chase) off kazaa, used to 'hide' it with hidden files option, only for mu sister to find it anyway and delete it the selfish cow

Wasn't it 1p a minute back then too?

Expensive download

£21.60

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I remember when we first got the internet in 2000, once spent 36 hours downloading a 124mb clip of milfhunter (model - lita chase) off kazaa, used to 'hide' it with hidden files option, only for mu sister to find it anyway and delete it the selfish cow

Wasn't it 1p a minute back then too?

Expensive download

It might have been 2001, but im pretty sure it was 2000, using a 56k modem & AOL, definitely didn't get charged by the minute, we had a usage limit per hour if i remember correctly, definitely took me a while to download though, mayby started it on friday after school, til 11pm (i still had a bed time i was only 14, then. All day Saturday to watch Saturday night.

Those glory glory days.

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We got broadband around 2003/4 I think too, so I was about 17, those night were spent using password forums to get into porn sites and wanking away like a safari park chimp.

I miss those days

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I remember when we first got the internet in 2000, once spent 36 hours downloading a 124mb clip of milfhunter (model - lita chase) off kazaa, used to 'hide' it with hidden files option, only for mu sister to find it anyway and delete it the selfish cow

We had our first PC in 1997, with AOL internet.

 

It was 3 hours PER MONTH then 1p per minute thereafter.

 

I used to save all my lesbian porn pics onto floppy disks

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That is lame, but only because it's Downton!

I've never given Downton a chance. I don't like any of those old-looking dramas. If they did a plot twist, with an alien landing, I'd be more interested.

Which famous people did you blow off?

One was a royal family member. Buts that's all I can say :)

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I remember my mates saying there was porn with horses. I didn't believe them.

 

So I "yahoo'd" (Or Lycos'd) Horse Porn and low and behold - there were pictures of women making love with horses.

 

My older brother used to rib me about that for a little while, because I didn't know you could delete history :lol:

 

I think I did the same with scat porn too - none of the above is remotely interesting to me, I just had to see if they were real.


 

That is lame, but only because it's Downton!

I've never given Downton a chance. I don't like any of those old-looking dramas. If they did a plot twist, with an alien landing, I'd be more interested.

Which famous people did you blow off?


One was a royal family member. Buts that's all I can say :)

 

That is proper boring of you, You can watch Downton anytime and you can masturbate whenever you like aswell.. Poor old Harry :(

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I ran one of the loosely(first) porn sites on t'net. Called it dazsempornium.com. I just downloaded all the porn I could find, made web pages using Netscape composer, and published on my freeserve web space.

Pretty much how porn sites have worked ever since.

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