Jimzk5 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Being caught is one of those things that happens to everyone isn't it? I had an experience when parked up on an industrial estate in Tipton while being pleasured by a woman when a taxi drove past and stopped to watch the dirty beggars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted February 15, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2014 Being caught is one of those things that happens to everyone isn't it? I had an experience when parked up on an industrial estate in Tipton while being pleasured by a woman when a taxi drove past and stopped to watch the dirty beggars We've also had her mum come into the room whilst the missus is performing an act on me under the covers, all the missus could do was blurt out 'I'm sucking his dong!' I wish married life was as fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacketspuds Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 When I was 16 I was at a sleepover with 2 mates who thought it would be a good idea to have a wanking competition. All hiding behind a different sofa the game commenced. After 10 minutes they'd both finished. Not wanting to feel less of a man I perservered for 3 hours trying to at least "finish" in last. I had to leave it alone for a week after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post villarule123 Posted February 15, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted February 15, 2014 When I was 16 I was at a sleepover with 2 mates who thought it would be a good idea to have a wanking competition. All hiding behind a different sofa the game commenced. After 10 minutes they'd both finished. Not wanting to feel less of a man I perservered for 3 hours trying to at least "finish" in last. I had to leave it alone for a week after that. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacketspuds Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 When I was 16 I was at a sleepover with 2 mates who thought it would be a good idea to have a wanking competition. All hiding behind a different sofa the game commenced. After 10 minutes they'd both finished. Not wanting to feel less of a man I perservered for 3 hours trying to at least "finish" in last. I had to leave it alone for a week after that. Yep. But apparently the majority of people at my school were more interested in taking the piss out of "can't jizz boy" rather than question the weirdness of 3 guys bashing one out in the same room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 When I was 16 I was at a sleepover with 2 mates who thought it would be a good idea to have a wanking competition. All hiding behind a different sofa the game commenced. After 10 minutes they'd both finished. Not wanting to feel less of a man I perservered for 3 hours trying to at least "finish" in last. I had to leave it alone for a week after that. Yep. But apparently the majority of people at my school were more interested in taking the piss out of "can't jizz boy" rather than question the weirdness of 3 guys bashing one out in the same room. So you told a load of people about this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted February 15, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2014 If you were 12 then this might be forgiveable, but 16?! Gheyyyyy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacketspuds Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 When I was 16 I was at a sleepover with 2 mates who thought it would be a good idea to have a wanking competition. All hiding behind a different sofa the game commenced. After 10 minutes they'd both finished. Not wanting to feel less of a man I perservered for 3 hours trying to at least "finish" in last. I had to leave it alone for a week after that. Yep. But apparently the majority of people at my school were more interested in taking the piss out of "can't jizz boy" rather than question the weirdness of 3 guys bashing one out in the same room. So you told a load of people about this? Course I didn't. The other 2 however thought it would be hilarious to tell everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 "I've got an idea lads, lets have a wanking competition" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 That's brought back so many repressed memories. I once put my knob in a mates ear while he was asleep for a dare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 When I was 16 I was at a sleepover with 2 mates who thought it would be a good idea to have a wanking competition. All hiding behind a different sofa the game commenced. After 10 minutes they'd both finished. Not wanting to feel less of a man I perservered for 3 hours trying to at least "finish" in last. I had to leave it alone for a week after that. You had 'sleepovers' when you were 16?? And what's all this about a wanking competition? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myko Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 When I was 16 I was at a sleepover with 2 mates who thought it would be a good idea to have a wanking competition. All hiding behind a different sofa the game commenced. After 10 minutes they'd both finished. Not wanting to feel less of a man I perservered for 3 hours trying to at least "finish" in last. I had to leave it alone for a week after that. Not a homophobe or anything mate but just interested, have any of you come out since? (serious question) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Boys at my school all did the same. Sleepovers were more like parties. Law of averages means some of them would be gay, but wanking competitions weren't unheard of and straight guys would take part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacketspuds Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 When I was 16 I was at a sleepover with 2 mates who thought it would be a good idea to have a wanking competition. All hiding behind a different sofa the game commenced. After 10 minutes they'd both finished. Not wanting to feel less of a man I perservered for 3 hours trying to at least "finish" in last. I had to leave it alone for a week after that. Not a homophobe or anything mate but just interested, have any of you come out since? (serious question) Nope, all straight. I agree though it was/is **** weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacketspuds Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 When I was 16 I was at a sleepover with 2 mates who thought it would be a good idea to have a wanking competition. All hiding behind a different sofa the game commenced. After 10 minutes they'd both finished. Not wanting to feel less of a man I perservered for 3 hours trying to at least "finish" in last. I had to leave it alone for a week after that. You had 'sleepovers' when you were 16?? And what's all this about a wanking competition? Sleelover is just the term I have used to best describe staying at a mates house. The competition bit was a very random unplanned event, which I am not overly proud of but hey ho. Thankfully at no point did I catch sight of anyone's bellend but my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 16, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 16, 2014 Real men make eye contact during a wanking competition. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I once had a boner contest when I was about twelve. We were seeing who could make their trousers lift the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Law of averages means nothing - absolutely nothing at all.Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I have just sent a horrible text to someone for no reason...I have no idea what thread this is in I just thought I would share trhat with you all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I say it was horrible but it wasn't really horrible it was more angry I suppose, and I know the person so they will more than likely think nothing of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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