Baselayers Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I'm so dull compared to you freaks! Best thread ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2013 I'm so dull compared to you freaks! Best thread ever. You need to do something wild then! Fancy sleeping on my floor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I would rather **** my uncle :-) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2013 Funny you should say that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Or my aunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Now I've read the thread... No no no no no.. NO! NO! I mean I've done some pretty messed up things in my time. I put pate on my cock once as a teen in an attempt to get the dog to give me a blow job (almost ended in disaster). Thank you for making me feel relatively normal. Having said that, sounds to me like she groomed you. Have you ever thought of it that way? Yes but over the last ten years i have been enjoying myself too much to worry about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Did most of you guys go to a public school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Well this thread has been a pleasant surprise upon arriving for work on a Monday morning. I've got little that warrants mentioning in the wake of Morpheus' revelations, so I don't think I'll bother. What a cracking start to the week though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted April 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I'm calling massive bullshit on the whole thing. To continue the PL analogy Morpheus is chucked out the League for fielding an inelligble player. DDID and the dog blow job is currrently winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2013 I've always thought that about the dog blowjob. When people say smear your cock in peanut butter or whatever, the first thing I think is wouldn't the dog just bite it clean off at the first opportunity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 *Raises an inquisitive eyebrow in DDID's direction* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I've always thought that about the dog blowjob. Finally, I have a new sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturdaygig Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Is that Tommy McCardle visiting the Grants? Classic sequence of episodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2013 I'm honoured Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Jesus , danger wanking in the sky seems like leaving toast crumbs in the butter compared to some of the bombs being dropped in here . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I've had to slightly adjust it to give it some context. And by context I mean to make you sound more like a sexual deviant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2013 That's libellous. I'm suing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I've always thought that about the dog blowjob. When people say smear your cock in peanut butter or whatever, the first thing I think is wouldn't the dog just bite it clean off at the first opportunity? Seemingly not no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 What kind of dog are we talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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