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8 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

You do know you’ve been dead 25 years and we’re all emotional support angels, don’t you?

One warfare enthusiast.

One man on man healthy pretend wrestling fan.

One film buff that specialises in big budget childrens superhero movies.

One country music fan.

One professional contrarian.

One borderline racist that thinks he’s being enigmatic.

One drunk.

One sex addict.

That bloke that’s really weird about the Grand National.

A Liberal Democrat.

 

You don’t think this shit has happened by random chance? Do you?

 

 

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On 25/04/2023 at 13:58, chrisp65 said:

You do know you’ve been dead 25 years and we’re all emotional support angels, don’t you?

One warfare enthusiast.

One man on man healthy pretend wrestling fan.

One film buff that specialises in big budget childrens superhero movies.

One country music fan.

One professional contrarian.

One borderline racist that thinks he’s being enigmatic.

One drunk.

One sex addict.

That bloke that’s really weird about the Grand National.

A Liberal Democrat.

 

You don’t think this shit has happened by random chance? Do you?

 

I never knew you thought you were being enigmatic to be fair.

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  • 3 months later...

A FB ad, and a selection of the comments. 

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Hi everyone, we’ve been receiving several prayer requests on our pages…

Please share your prayer requests below so we can lift each other up in prayer! 

Pray for my beautiful 8year old granddaughter  that's struggling  with sadness and anxiety. She needs our saviour  badly. 

Prayers for me and my family as we have been fighting black mold and I have been sick the worse. 

Prayers for my teenage granddaughter who is being lead astray by her boyfriend. And her Momma who is a single parent trying to raise 3 daughters. For complete healing from a recent surgery I had. Thank you! God bless! 

Amazing, even 2,000+ years ago they used these gems from the earth for healing on the Christ child. 

God has not only given us essential oils, but also herbs to help us. I am a living witness that essential oils are so beneficial. The Lord gave me a business where I make an all natural pain oil, Vapor Salve, facial moisturizer and so much more with essential oils and natural oils. And they have been working to help the people of God in a more natural way. God bless you all. 


Prayers for me and my family. I have recently been diagnosed with AlphaGal Syndrome. I get rashes and itchy skin daily. People know it as the red meat allergy caused by a lonestar tick. It is so much more than that. I am also airborne/fume reactive. My family is trying very hard to understand what I'm going through. 

Please pray for my family to be saved. Please pray for my oldest son to be healed. He has suffered with eczema for many years. Please pray for my middle son to not be deceived. Please pray for my 3 boys to be set free. Thank you. 

Pray for my husband we are married for 53 years and he don't pay enough attention to me he drinks alcohol with his friends until late at night in the garage. 

I have requested this several times  .  I have still not received it. 

Make sure you do Not mix the oils the way they were in the Bible.  The Bible tells you not to. Be careful. 

I entered my email couple times now but the guide never showed up. Can you please email to me? Thank you. 

I have signed up twice for this and haven't received anything? 

 

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13 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

A FB ad, and a selection of the comments. 

"How to harvest email addresses from the credulous".

I trust you reported the grift, not that they'll do anything as long as they used the "B" word.

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3 hours ago, limpid said:

"How to harvest email addresses from the credulous".

I trust you reported the grift, not that they'll do anything as long as they used the "B" word.

Nah. They deserve everything they get. 

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All those kids (and adults) who trusted in God to take good care of them, and somehow still ended up raped, beaten, murdered, malnourished, diseased, enslaved, homeless... oh yes, I forgot, they got their reward in heaven. 

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3 hours ago, mjmooney said:

All those kids (and adults) who trusted in God to take good care of them, and somehow still ended up raped, beaten, murdered, malnourished, diseased, enslaved, homeless... oh yes, I forgot, they got their reward in heaven. 

Well, not the kids. Not unless they'd reached the age of reason and given their soul to God.

(generic christian belief - YMMV)

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7 minutes ago, limpid said:

Well, not the kids. Not unless they'd reached the age of reason and given their soul to God.

(generic christian belief - YMMV)

Or they hadn't had the magic water poured over them as babies. 

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Just now, mjmooney said:

Or they hadn't had the magic water poured over them as babies. 

That's one of those new-fangled protestant ideas :mrgreen:

When Paul was inventing his hate filled religion, even he' never let them do such things to babies.

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Helped a very religious (and absolutely lovely) lady with her IT stuff recently. 

Password: jesusislord

One of those Christians that walks the walk, so to speak. Lovely woman. 

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2 minutes ago, Anthony said:

Helped a very religious (and absolutely lovely) lady with her IT stuff recently. 

Password: jesusislord

One of those Christians that walks the walk, so to speak. Lovely woman. 

Does she save?

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1 hour ago, Anthony said:

Helped a very religious (and absolutely lovely) lady with her IT stuff recently. 

Password: jesusislord

One of those Christians that walks the walk, so to speak. Lovely woman. 

Has she sold all of her possessions and bought a sword?

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1 hour ago, Anthony said:

Helped a very religious (and absolutely lovely) lady with her IT stuff recently. 

Password: jesusislord

One of those Christians that walks the walk, so to speak. Lovely woman. 

No way! I think I might know her!

What's her email address and mother's maiden name?

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On 08/05/2012 at 10:33, mjmooney said:

For those who enjoy talking about that sort of thing.

Keep it in here to avoid annoying people in General Chat, Things That Piss You Off, etc., etc.

I'll start:

I'll bet God really hates me for not believing in him. Discuss.

At the time of this thread, you were a man and his late 50s, (so I’m led to believe).
 

Now it is 11 years later and you are older and closer to the Pearly Gates, as happens to us all, have your views wavered now at all Mike?

Maybe hoping there may be something about it, and maybe a longing for the concept to be real. I know several people who have now they have aged coming from a pretty similar position to yours initially.
 

Genuinely interested.

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