blandy Posted April 4, 2017 Moderator Share Posted April 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Chindie said: Anybody shocked I Can't Believe it's Not Thatcher has joined in? Resembling something familiar on the outside, but an empty shell inside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted April 4, 2017 Moderator Share Posted April 4, 2017 3 hours ago, Brumerican said: Remember when Jesus was being crucified and he shat out a chocolate egg . Matthew 27:54 "When the centurion and those with him who were guarding Jesus saw the earthquake and all that had happened,especially the chocolate egg jutting out of his gaping anus, they were terrified, and exclaimed, "Surely he was the Son of God!" Oh you may mock but Matthew 28:2 quite clearly sets out the connection. Behold, there was a great earthquake, for an angel of the Lord descended from the sky, and came and rolled away the giant fecking Easter Egg from the door, and sat on it. And out poured hundreds of smarties. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted April 4, 2017 Moderator Share Posted April 4, 2017 12 minutes ago, blandy said: Resembling something familiar on the outside, but an empty shell inside? No, wrapped in blue and bad for children's future. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Before the CofE bishops wade in with 'spitting on Cadbury grave' quotes, they might want to check whether the Quaker Mr Cadbury celebrated Easter. I wouldn't normally bash the bishop, but he's out of line on this one. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted April 4, 2017 Moderator Share Posted April 4, 2017 39 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: they might want to check whether the Quaker Mr Cadbury celebrated Easter. He probably had a nice bowl of porridge for his Easter, and then maybe a bit later would have made a special new God Egg for his magical imaginary friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 25 minutes ago, blandy said: He probably had a nice bowl of porridge for his Easter, and then maybe a bit later would have made a special new God Egg for his magical imaginary friend. I think maybe you're imposing a trendy metropolitan elite 2017 view of the world on somebody that lived 200 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted April 4, 2017 Moderator Share Posted April 4, 2017 He couldn't have lived 200 years ago, as there weren't any dinosaurs and the world was only created quite recently. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Don't worry everyone, Jesus eggs are still on sale at supermarkets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 5, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted April 5, 2017 This is just flake news. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: This is just flake news. Wispa it gently. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted April 5, 2017 Moderator Share Posted April 5, 2017 17 hours ago, chrisp65 said: I think maybe you're imposing a trendy metropolitan elite 2017 view of the world That's the first time anyone levelled that accusation at Blandy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted April 5, 2017 Moderator Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 hour ago, AVFC_Hitz said: Wispa it gently. This galaxy of chocolate puns mars the experience of visiting this site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 5, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 hour ago, blandy said: This galaxy of chocolate puns mars the experience of visiting this site <snickers...> 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post theboyangel Posted April 5, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted April 5, 2017 Can we stop with the chocolate puns and get back on topic 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 14 hours ago, theboyangel said: Can we stop with the chocolate puns and get back on topic Stop being a twix. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted May 23, 2017 Author VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 23, 2017 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted May 23, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 23, 2017 Still a great loss IMO, Hitchens. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Amen. Or rather, I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 A morality system based upon reward or punishment is hardly praiseworthy. Believers rarely question the logic behind it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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