Irreverentad's Relationship Advice Thread

[Demitri_C]

2 hours ago, Talldarkandransome said:

This thread has gone a bit weird since yesterday. I tried using a rubber once when I was younger, didnt enjoy it

Whats so wierd about talking about rubbers with your partners

[Tegis]

17 hours ago, Demitri_C said:

Heres a question for you guys in relationships. Do you still use rubbers or not?

The missus gets pregnant if I look at her funny, and when she tried the pills I genuinely thought she was plotting putting an axe through my head. F those hormon daemons.

So yes, rubber it is! Snip is under consideration but the mere thought of it makes my toes and ears curl

[Genie]

3 minutes ago, Tegis said:

The missus gets pregnant if I look at her funny, and when she tried the pills I genuinely thought she was plotting putting an axe through my head. F those hormon daemons.

So yes, rubber it is! Snip is under consideration but the mere thought of it makes my toes and ears curl

I had the snip about 8 years ago. It’s actually not as bad as it sounds.

All done in about 20 minutes.

The worst parts is having your junk on show with a doctor and 2 nurses looking on. 

[chrisp65]

Yep, snip is really very straightforward. Done under local anaesthetic.

They gave me a couple of Valium (or some such) before hand. Half an hour later they came back out to the waiting room and asked if they’d worked. I told them no, I felt no different. They asked if it was ok if they started the op’ anyway and I said yes that was fine.

At which, they pointed out they clearly had worked.

Walked back out to the waiting room after the op and told my wife I was happy to drive home. She pointed out I was still high as a kite. 

Overall, quite a pleasant experience. I still reckon I could’ve driven.

 

[Stevo985]

19 hours ago, El Zen said:

I’d say on average about 1,5+ times per day, so 10-12 times per week, but we’ve only been together for six months. 

I probably should wait a bit and enjoy this before I ask her to marry me, shouldn’t I? 

Is the 0.5 just hand stuff?

[El Zen]

36 minutes ago, Stevo985 said:

Is the 0.5 just hand stuff?

Spoiler

Feet stuff

Spoiler

Not really. I wear socks for a reason.

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[Xela]

All this sex sounds exhausting. Some days I can't even be bothered to have a wank. 

 

[Designer1]

3 hours ago, Tegis said:

The missus gets pregnant if I look at her funny

You must be cock-eyed.

[rjw63]

7 hours ago, Tegis said:

Snip is under consideration but the mere thought of it makes my toes and ears curl

Get it done you big pansy, free the phallus!

[mjmooney]

20 hours ago, chrisp65 said:

Yep, snip is really very straightforward. Done under local anaesthetic.

Or a general. Depends on the preference of the surgeon. 

[Rugeley Villa]

I was going to get it done, but my wife insisted on getting sterilised, so I said ok. 

[foreveryoung]

23 hours ago, rjw63 said:

Get it done you big pansy, free the phallus!

Or DHUTWU, ofcourse. 

[foreveryoung]

3 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said:

I was going to get it done, but my wife insisted on getting sterilised, so I said ok. 

Didn't think it was that easy, we usually get pasteurised, I'll have to try that. 

[Rugeley Villa]

14 years today I’ve been with my missus . Her quote was “ How the **** have we managed to make it this far “ 

[mjmooney]

1 minute ago, Rugeley Villa said:

14 years today I’ve been with my missus . Her quote was “ How the **** have we managed to make it this far “ 

Flip the 1 and the 4, and that's me and Mrs M. Same question applies. 

[Rugeley Villa]

55 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

Flip the 1 and the 4, and that's me and Mrs M. Same question applies. 

1982 was a good year for you then on many levels 

[Genie]

1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said:

14 years today I’ve been with my missus . Her quote was “ How the **** have we managed to make it this far “ 

Maybe she was referring to the cucumber 

[mjmooney]

41 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said:

1982 was a good year for you then on many levels 

Indeed. I decided that if she could tolerate me in the state I was in on Rotterdam Night, she was a keeper. (Like Spinky). 

[chrisp65]

Pro tip:

If you find yourself somehow in Hobbycraft on a sunny Saturday afternoon, they have stuffed dolls alongside the queue.

Simply hold up one of the dolls and say out loud ‘tell me where the bad man touched you’.

Boom ‘I am never bringing you here again’.

 

[Jonesy7211]

Just a follow up on my previous posts.

My wife and I had a tearful conversation when I came out of hospital last week, but the main thing is we're ok. She asked for the divorce because of how she thinks I don't respect her enough, but whilst I was in hospital it put things in perspective. No divorce. There are things I definitely need to work on though. I've always used my grandad as a big inspiration, he was my hero. I always remember him playfully teasing my grandma. Never nasty, never trying to cause harm, but just a childish teasing like asking where his tea was. He never, ever, meant it. I do the same, and for years my wife has put up with it and has had enough. There's also irony in it as I cook 90% of the time. She also cited my sense of humour as big issue, as I try to mask bad situations with humour, including things that affect her. She said she never feels supported because if it, which I understand.

Regarding the illness, the problem is with my liver, not my head. Currently waiting for liver screen blood results, along with a test for different flavours of hepatitis amongst other things. Should know by the end of the week. Had every test imaginable, full body MRI, loads of CT scans, ultrasound of my liver, x-rays, and a lumbar puncture. That was the most painful experience ever. I do not recommend one. I was let out of hospital when my spiking temp finally came down and remained stable. However my blood test levels for my liver at the last count were 12 times above the normal level. I very rarely drink, but I have been on prescribed drugs that affect my liver for over 12 years, so I suspect that's the cause. Also been referred as an emergency outpatient to a liver specialist, appointment in 8 weeks.