Shillzz Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 'standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 10, 2012 Author Share Posted January 10, 2012 If it carries on much longer I think I will get deep rooted sexual issues (not counting the ones I have already!) How would she like it if I said " I cannot wait to open up your clown's pocket"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 10, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted January 10, 2012 When faced with the "Let's talk dirty" suggestion, the smart response is: "OK. You first". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 or... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 When faced with the "Let's talk dirty" suggestion, the smart response is: "OK. You first". Comedy geniuii. :notworthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 just ask the question ''what is the point in talking dirty'' at this point jump onto the bed squat over her chest and do a massive shit on her chest and then run out the room dress up in your favourite gimp suit then run back in whilst shagging her cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 10, 2012 Author Share Posted January 10, 2012 or... She is so fit. Reminds me of an ex from school days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 10, 2012 Author Share Posted January 10, 2012 When faced with the "Let's talk dirty" suggestion, the smart response is: "OK. You first". Haha brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 10, 2012 Author Share Posted January 10, 2012 just ask the question ''what is the point in talking dirty'' at this point jump onto the bed squat over her chest and do a massive shit on her chest and then run out the room dress up in your favourite gimp suit then run back in whilst shagging her cat She would probably love that to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Right, ive booked a table at bella italia on friday at 8pm then going for a few drinks after. Thats a good first date right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 17, 2012 Author Share Posted January 17, 2012 Is this the 36 year old? Hmm I always find meals difficult. Does she pay half? Do you pay it all? If you pay will she give you a blowie? etc Also is she a big girl? The last thing you wanna do is pay out for her to get 3 courses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Right, ive booked a table at bella italia on friday at 8pm then going for a few drinks after. Thats a good first date right? I think so, yeah. It gives you a nice face to face chat where you can get to know each other a bit better, the food can act as a 'pause' where you can think of things to reply with / ask etc... rather than just sitting in silence. You can't talk whilst you eat, right? (at least you shouldn't on a first date, manners and all that). Then if the meal goes well a few drinks afterwards whilst you're more relaxed will allow you to talk more freely and see if any sparks fly. Just don't have prawns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 17, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted January 17, 2012 Don't order spaghetti bolognese if you're wearing a white shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 17, 2012 Author Share Posted January 17, 2012 Don't order spaghetti bolognese if you're wearing a white shirt. I don't know why, but I took that as a euphamism as you telling him not to go down on her if she was 'on the blob'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Right, ive booked a table at bella italia on friday at 8pm then going for a few drinks after. Thats a good first date right? A meal is fine. Quiet, intimiate, able to chat/get to know each other. PLus if she thinks youre an arse she can bail after the meal and so can you if she reveals some questionable hobby or sexual preference. One thing - pay the bill. All of it. Without question. DO NOT let her split it - say "you get it next time" thus securing a next date. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Hmmm trivial little issue...... I cannot stop the girlfriend from laughing before we have sex. Last week we were messing around in the bedroom and she said that she would like to spice things up with a bit of dirty talk. I agreed. The problem is that she was shy, as was I, and I was unaware of the boundaries and I didn't want tho leap straight into calling her a dirty bitch! Therefore as a starter for ten I asked her "how much she wanted my 'love-rod'?" She burst out laughing (proper curled up, on the bed, tears of laughter). Now after 4 attempts just before we get down to it, she bursts out laughing while uttering the word 'love-rod'! It is irritating and needs to stop!!! How have I only just read this? Mr Love-Rod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Ooooh do I see another MODS title coming on? Can a benevolent moderator help? Can we make Irreverentad "Mr Love-Rod?" Pretty please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 17, 2012 Author Share Posted January 17, 2012 Thanks Gareth. It is still continuing but at least if I do her doggy I cannot see her laughing so I keep 'in stroke'! It is irritating though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 17, 2012 Author Share Posted January 17, 2012 Ooooh do I see another MODS title coming on? Can a benevolent moderator help? Can we make Irreverentad "Mr Love-Rod?" Pretty please? **** it, why not. I am getting mocked in real life, might as well add to it on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Buy her this and just go along with the joke :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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