Shillzz Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Alas, I am not fortunate enough to have a lampshade like that in my bedroom, regrettably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 5, 2012 Author Share Posted January 5, 2012 I call that pic a fake...there is no 'map of Africa'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 5, 2012 Author Share Posted January 5, 2012 On another note, I just found out a new work ......Blumpkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Blumpkin?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 5, 2012 Author Share Posted January 5, 2012 Urban Dictionary: blumpkin The time honered tradition of recieving a knobber whilst taking a dumple stiltskin. eg "After a long night of drinking, I tackled a drunk bitch and she gave a me the most glorious blumpkin ever. It was strictly a classy maneuver." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Dear god no, surely not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 5, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted January 5, 2012 Joe. You won't lose the friendship. As long as if she says no, you act like everything's cool and it doesn't matter, she'll be fine. If you start getting weird then it might affect things. As hot as she is (i've seen a pic. Very tidy) and as much as you like her, do yourself a favour and tell her. You're gonna feel like shit when she finally does go out with someone and it isn't you if you don't do anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 5, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted January 5, 2012 I absolutely adore the most beautiful girl (really isn't an exaggeration, we're talking 10/10) at my Uni, on my course. Speak to her all the time, we been bingo together twice and got some food and had nice little couple hour chat which raised hopes but clearly way above me, standards wise. It's not really worthy post of a relationship thread but needed to vent my frustration. One way love. Sucks. **** me she's hot though. Also 10/10 girls are crap in the sack therefore if the moon and stars allign and you nail her you will be really disappointed! Go for an 8/10....they try harder to impress. This is what people who have never shagged a 10/10 say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 5, 2012 Author Share Posted January 5, 2012 I absolutely adore the most beautiful girl (really isn't an exaggeration, we're talking 10/10) at my Uni, on my course. Speak to her all the time, we been bingo together twice and got some food and had nice little couple hour chat which raised hopes but clearly way above me, standards wise. It's not really worthy post of a relationship thread but needed to vent my frustration. One way love. Sucks. **** me she's hot though. Also 10/10 girls are crap in the sack therefore if the moon and stars allign and you nail her you will be really disappointed! Go for an 8/10....they try harder to impress. This is what people who have never shagged a 10/10 say I am yet to meet one. My standards are obviously higher than others...... :winkold: (Thats a lie I will screw most things) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanpabloingram Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Ok, here we go....I never imagined I'd use this thread but here it goes. Met a girl on a leaving night from Bristol, (was returning back to parents to live, work and save for travels). Things have since developed with this girl since September into a pretty serious relationship, which I can see myself with long term. She is happy to go travelling for 3 months - potentially longer, but doesn't want to be apart from me for too long (understandable). However I want to probably spend a fair few months out travelling. Whenever we discuss it we argue (hoping to leave end of March). Any suggestions/thoughts etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Travel. If it was pre-planned then you shouldn't let something come in the way and stop it. Is there not the option for who to do some of the travelling with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 6, 2012 Author Share Posted January 6, 2012 Erm can you not go together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanpabloingram Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Whether it would be the same as going alone is the another issue though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Why does everyone want to go **** travelling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Because you all live in Birmingham? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 6, 2012 Author Share Posted January 6, 2012 Why does everyone want to go **** travelling? Sounds fun :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 I absolutely adore the most beautiful girl (really isn't an exaggeration, we're talking 10/10) at my Uni, on my course. Speak to her all the time, we been bingo together twice and got some food and had nice little couple hour chat which raised hopes but clearly way above me, standards wise. It's not really worthy post of a relationship thread but needed to vent my frustration. One way love. Sucks. **** me she's hot though. Also 10/10 girls are crap in the sack therefore if the moon and stars allign and you nail her you will be really disappointed! Go for an 8/10....they try harder to impress. This is what people who have never shagged a 10/10 say I am sorry but the best shag I have found was a bi-polar bird, mental as **** and very good at stalking too! :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Why does everyone want to go **** travelling? Sounds fun :winkold: They are being diplomatic in saying tripping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 6, 2012 Author Share Posted January 6, 2012 I absolutely adore the most beautiful girl (really isn't an exaggeration, we're talking 10/10) at my Uni, on my course. Speak to her all the time, we been bingo together twice and got some food and had nice little couple hour chat which raised hopes but clearly way above me, standards wise. It's not really worthy post of a relationship thread but needed to vent my frustration. One way love. Sucks. **** me she's hot though. Also 10/10 girls are crap in the sack therefore if the moon and stars allign and you nail her you will be really disappointed! Go for an 8/10....they try harder to impress. This is what people who have never shagged a 10/10 say I am sorry but the best shag I have found was a bi-polar bird, mental as **** and very good at stalking too! :winkold: Haha was that the hook on PoF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 I absolutely adore the most beautiful girl (really isn't an exaggeration, we're talking 10/10) at my Uni, on my course. Speak to her all the time, we been bingo together twice and got some food and had nice little couple hour chat which raised hopes but clearly way above me, standards wise. It's not really worthy post of a relationship thread but needed to vent my frustration. One way love. Sucks. **** me she's hot though. Also 10/10 girls are crap in the sack therefore if the moon and stars allign and you nail her you will be really disappointed! Go for an 8/10....they try harder to impress. This is what people who have never shagged a 10/10 say I am sorry but the best shag I have found was a bi-polar bird, mental as **** and very good at stalking too! :winkold: Haha was that the hook on PoF? Yes and worse she was a season ticket holder at the Sty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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