tinker Posted January 6, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2012 I am sorry but the best shag I have found was a bi-polar bird, mental as **** and very good at stalking too! :shock: It must be in their genetics then cus, all my best ."shags" have been the same as her. I could also add Jealous, possesive, unreasonable and fought like a man (well attacked as i was running) Why is this the case, is it a common theme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 6, 2012 Author Share Posted January 6, 2012 I am sorry but the best shag I have found was a bi-polar bird, mental as **** and very good at stalking too! :shock: It must be in their genetics then cus, all my best ."shags" have been the same as her. I could also add Jealous, possesive, unreasonable and fought like a man (well attacked as i was running) Why is this the case, is it a common theme? I am sure there must be a bi-polar dating site somewhere... Found it! http://www.crazylikeyou.com/ Also did you know there are STD dating websites? http://www.stdmatch.net/?gclid=CKXMgrK5u60CFUVTfAod_06DAw No reason why their shouldn't be I suppose. It was just a shock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 6, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2012 I absolutely adore the most beautiful girl (really isn't an exaggeration, we're talking 10/10) at my Uni, on my course. Speak to her all the time, we been bingo together twice and got some food and had nice little couple hour chat which raised hopes but clearly way above me, standards wise. It's not really worthy post of a relationship thread but needed to vent my frustration. One way love. Sucks. **** me she's hot though. Also 10/10 girls are crap in the sack therefore if the moon and stars allign and you nail her you will be really disappointed! Go for an 8/10....they try harder to impress. This is what people who have never shagged a 10/10 say I am sorry but the best shag I have found was a bi-polar bird, mental as **** and very good at stalking too! :winkold: Haha was that the hook on PoF? Yes and worse she was a season ticket holder at the Sty Bloody hell, you never told us that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 That's some nasty-no-no right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 6, 2012 Author Share Posted January 6, 2012 That's some nasty-no-no right there. How else do you think Shillzz pulls? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Shillzz? Chloroform and some rope, like the rest of us I assume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 6, 2012 Author Share Posted January 6, 2012 Shillzz? Chloroform and some rope, like the rest of us I assume. Thats all fine for our standards.....but what about the tubby troglodytes he loves? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Well, in that case I imagine he'd probably upgrade from chloroform to horse tranquilizers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 6, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted January 6, 2012 Shillzz? Chloroform and some rope, like the rest of us I assume. Thats all fine for our standards.....but what about the tubby troglodytes he loves? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Extra Chloroform & Climbing rope is the answer to that quandary mate. They take a little more 'falling' but the rewards are there for everyone to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 6, 2012 Author Share Posted January 6, 2012 Extra Chloroform & Climbing rope is the answer to that quandary mate. They take a little more 'falling' but the rewards are there for everyone to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Nah, she's ginger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 6, 2012 Author Share Posted January 6, 2012 Nah, she's ginger. Not everywhere ... :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Nah, she's ginger. 8 pints? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 6, 2012 Author Share Posted January 6, 2012 Nah, she's ginger. 8 pints? Nah, she would need far more to sleep with Shillzz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Nah, she's ginger. 8 pints? Nah, she would need far more to sleep with Shillzz! Thats what i was on about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Seriously though, just look at her sh*t hair. What a put off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 6, 2012 Author Share Posted January 6, 2012 Seriously though, just look at her sh*t hair. What a put off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Nah, she's ginger. 8 pints? Of what, Garlic Mayonnaise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 6, 2012 Author Share Posted January 6, 2012 Nah, she's ginger. 8 pints? Of what, Garlic Mayonnaise? Well you could uses some on her badly packed kebab....... Anyway chaps...off to start the weekend. Have a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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