Dodgyknees Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 His phone went off. I was very worried! Apparently the husband gets kicks from watching his wife with other men!!! He says he can't remember being told this! Brilliant and funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Guys. Seeing a girl. Noticed last night she has quite hairy arms. I can't get over it. Do I just break it to her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 3, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 3, 2015 alternatively, get over it. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Or just shave them for her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 alternatively, get over it. Shallow as **** I know. Truth be told, I don't get around many girls and the last thing I do is look to see if they have hair on their arms so probably just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Guys. Seeing a girl. Noticed last night she has quite hairy arms. I can't get over it. Do I just break it to her? Sounds like a eX-Man to me. Does she/he have unusually big hands too, and a mangina? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 alternatively, get over it. Shallow as **** I know. Truth be told, I don't get around many girls and the last thing I do is look to see if they have hair on their arms so probably just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 You might remember me from such posts as "I bought dinner for a Nazi". Another first date last night, and this time I think I'm knocking it on the head for a bit, there's clearly something wrong with me that makes me attracted to the mentally unstable. Short and sweet, after 2-3 hours, over dinner, she tells me that she had a nightmare the night before we met, that started as a really hot sex dream, then ended in me molesting children. ... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 DHUTWU. The woman that is not the children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 I mean, I'll admit I pried it out of her when she admitted she'd had a weird dream about me (you have to...), but why would you tell someone that?! The first time you ever meet them?! It seemed to be going really well before that, we were already planning the next time. At least it's never boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Seems a bit daft to knock it on the head over that. It was only a dream? Unless she's on to something like y'know, are you a bit... saville-y? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 You might remember me from such posts as "I bought dinner for a Nazi". Another first date last night, and this time I think I'm knocking it on the head for a bit, there's clearly something wrong with me that makes me attracted to the mentally unstable. Short and sweet, after 2-3 hours, over dinner, she tells me that she had a nightmare the night before we met, that started as a really hot sex dream, then ended in me molesting children. ... And I thought I had it bad. That is just...why would anyone say that? I mean, I'm awkward on a date (I've discovered) due to my ability to talk and talk and talk, but still I wouldn't chuck that in the mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Run for the hills, Davkaus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Ask her for her surname. If it's Savile, then run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B94villa Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 I'd say go for it, she's probably filthy. And if we're being honest, anyone who isn't committed to the overthrowing of a global Zionist conspiracy can probably be viewed as a step up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdomlahor Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Sounds a bit like how Fred and Rose West might've met Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 How did she deliver that? Was she trying to stop laughing as she explained or was she staring into your soul and shivering? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Nobody's asked anything of importance yet. Was she fit? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Good bewbs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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