Woodytom Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 What??????? Darren Bent is shit??? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Steve Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Fatty Bent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 28, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 28, 2014 If that's fat then I'm morbidly obese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I agree he's not 'fat' but he seriously looks like he's blowing out of his arse there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 (edited) I have never seen a player move so little and sweat so much. Edit : Can we get a shot of his fat arse? :) Edited August 28, 2014 by rodders0223 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodytom Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Yeah, you're going to be the cause of a number of eating disorders displaying that picture as fat!!. Im off to the gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Steve Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 He's a bloated waste of time. Not the model for a professional footballer. He could care less. Should not be given another chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArteSuave Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 He's not fat but he's fatter than he should be and he's criminally unfit. If he was able to play as a target man his fitness would matter less but seeing as he only really makes runs beyond the defence then it kinda makes him a bit pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 His lazyness makes him look fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I get the feeling with Bent, that if you wanted to calm him down for whatever reason, alls you'd have to do is gently place a sheet over his head. Like a crocodile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KjParton Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 So have we come to the conclusion Bent isn't good enough to play up front on his own? Or play at all for that matter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted August 28, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 28, 2014 Oopps, should have stayed with the cast offs where he was good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSV Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 He hasnt got any match sharpness. Why are we suprised. He barely played last season and is down on confidence. He needs a run of games in the reserves.. bag a few goals and bring him back in. But by then hopefully Kozak and Tekkers are back and we wont need him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 He is lacking match sharpness because he has barely played and he has barely played because he is shit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Steve Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Amazing how some still give him the benefit of the doubt. He once again proved he's over the hill. He won't rediscover his form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCJonah Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Wow one start and his out. Does the same attitude apply to joe cole then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted August 28, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 28, 2014 Wow one start and his out. Does the same attitude apply to joe cole then? Have you not seen the Cole thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Wow one start and his out. Does the same attitude apply to joe cole then? It is the culmination of about 3 years though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straggler Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 His bum is so big that his shirt just sort of rests on top of it. He reminds me of Aunt Fanny from Robots. Kenny Dalglish also had a massive bum even in his playing days. The comparison end there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCJonah Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Wow one start and his out. Does the same attitude apply to joe cole then? It is the culmination of about 3 years though. It's been a year and a half at best. He was bombed out last year and the year before while rightly dropped he wasn't shocking. I can't imagine many strikers lacking games and sharpness will come back in to a club who didn't want them and immediately score goal after goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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