lapal_fan Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 You got to start taking photos Ruge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Can't you just stick your nob in her like normal people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I don't think we can confirm if he was giving or receiving the GHD and milk surprise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 30, 2016 Moderator Share Posted March 30, 2016 1 hour ago, AVFC_Hitz said: Can't you just stick your nob in her like normal people? That's a hell of an aspersion to cast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 That's a hell of an aspersion to cast. I was joking... Plus I don't like asparagus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 30, 2016 Moderator Share Posted March 30, 2016 So was I Your turn of phrase gave me a lovely double entendre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Ahh wait...I read it all wrong. As you were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 An England team in a World Cup Final! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 15 minutes ago, dAVe80 said: An England team in a World Cup Final! In the cricket*, you mean? Yes, that's excellent. Just the kind of thing for this thread! *It is evening league but still... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted March 30, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted March 30, 2016 Microsoft's racist Twitter bot. Reading about a Microsoft created AI telling the world it was 'smoking kush in front the police' absolutely made my day earlier. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Quote Scientists Slowly Reintroducing Small Group Of Normal, Well-Adjusted Humans Into Society ITHACA, NY—In an ambitious attempt to revive a population long considered to be on the brink of extinction, scientists announced Friday they have slowly begun to reintroduce normal, well-adjusted human beings back into society. According to officials at Cornell University, where for the past 18 years conservation researchers have operated an enclosed sanctuary for humans who are levelheaded and make it a habit to think before they speak, the endangered group is being cautiously reintegrated into select locations nationwide in hopes that they can reestablish permanent communities and one day thrive again... Onion 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Could Be Rotterdam Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Had someone hit my car on an island a couple of days ago and do a runner. Fortunately only damage was my car stealing a significant bit of his paint but no dents so counted my lucky stars. Thanks to google, a tube of toothpaste and spending the last half hour in the sun scrubbing my door like a woman possessed I've managed to get most of the paint off and it's looking almost unnoticeable. Considering I don't even know how to check my oil can I count this as being 'car savvy'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, ThisCouldBeRotterdam said: Had someone hit my car on an island a couple of days ago and do a runner. Fortunately only damage was my car stealing a significant bit of his paint but no dents so counted my lucky stars. Thanks to google, a tube of toothpaste and spending the last half hour in the sun scrubbing my door like a woman possessed I've managed to get most of the paint off and it's looking almost unnoticeable. Considering I don't even know how to check my oil can I count this as being 'car savvy'? You're basically a qualified mechanic now. You can charge people £100 per hour labor and talk about stripping back engines when all's they need is some water put into their window-squirter things-a-ma-bobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Could Be Rotterdam Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 You're basically a qualified mechanic now. You can charge people £100 per hour labor and talk about stripping back engines when all's they need is some water put into their window-squirter things-a-ma-bobs. You mean that thing that magically refills whenever I see my dad and he notices I can't see through my screen? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 1 minute ago, ThisCouldBeRotterdam said: You mean that thing that magically refills whenever I see my dad and he notices I can't see through my screen? precisely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted March 31, 2016 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted March 31, 2016 25 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: You're basically a qualified mechanic now. You can charge people £100 per hour labor and talk about stripping back engines when all's they need is some water put into their window-squirter things-a-ma-bobs. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 18 minutes ago, BOF said: That's funny, but I feel annoyed about the picture. It's a piss take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Getting free money for swapping bank account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 On 3/31/2016 at 13:57, lapal_fan said: That's funny, but I feel annoyed about the picture. It's a piss take. Do you think she's a single pringle? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: Do you think she's a single pringle? Only until Dem swipes left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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