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I never went through the stress of A levels results day. I'd gotten into university on a scholarship. I had to write a history essay comparing weapons in WWII. I went to town and got in. From then on, I think I was in the pub.

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1 hour ago, Xela said:

Just had an epic dump. A real bowel cleanser. I feel as though I could float away. 

I got horrendo-drunk last night and have been having sloppy ones interspersed with nuclear farts.

I envy you brother.

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On 19/08/2016 at 20:45, AVFC_Hitz said:

I got horrendo-drunk last night and have been having sloppy ones interspersed with nuclear farts.

I envy you brother.

What goes around comes around. After 12 hours of drinking lager, bourbon and whisky yesterday, with a load of Indian food inbetween and a chinese last night, my arse has been making more noises than a vuvuzela 

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