Paddywhack Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 I hate it went your neighbours bang the wall because you're masturbating too loudly, annoying innit? EDIT: Actually, thinking about it, it's probably their headboard banging against the wall when they're having sex. Because that's what I'm masturbating over. Me too! It's not weird that I live next door to my Nan & Grandad though, is it? Hmm, it is a bit weird. I mean, they could live anywhere in the world, yet they live right next door to you? Weird. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 My brother is 15, he's got a fat friend and after about 3 years trying, he got his first kiss off a girl today.On a similar theme, today I saw a weedy, bespectacled ginger kid walking along holding hands with a quite gorgeous girl. Talk about punching above his weight. Good for him. Ingram has a girlfriend? Only just seen this you cheeky get On topic: Me and the missus have just had an offer accepted on a house and the mortgage payments will save me £120 a month compared to the rent I'm currently paying each month. Can't wait to get it finalised! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted June 24, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted June 24, 2015 (edited) Google Streetview Edited June 24, 2015 by Tegis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Nick Grimshaw announced as a judge on xfactor, no way will my missus want to watch it with him on it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 So yesterday I said about my neighbours banging the wall when I had sex (THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER HAD IT ) with the wife. So after this mornings wake up call, the score is now; Lapal 1 - Silent but bangy bed neighbours - 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Did you swap ends at full time? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Did you swap ends at full time? Yes because even though it's only a few feet away from where my head was, the banging was ever-so-slightly less loud than it was up the other end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 25, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted June 25, 2015 Sex wars. We await the next escalation with interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Sex wars. We await the next ejaculation with interest. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Just went for lunch with the missus, our town is usually fair at best for lunch, so we said we'd try this relatively new place, because my cousin got a job in the kitchen. Oh man, it was yummy. Couldn't finish it I was so stuffed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 The girl opposite me on the train without a bra on. .....and yes yes...I know pics or GTFO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Just get on with it. If you can video a guy doing lines of Gianluca Vialli on a train I see no reason why anyone would be offended at the taking of a simple snapshot, or series of simple snapshots, of someone whose offence is as minor as to forgo conventional underwear practices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 The girl opposite me on the train without a bra on. .....and yes yes...I know pics or GTFO. Pm me the pics ....for quality control obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/illegal-immigrants-disguised-themselves-as-200-lambert-butler-2014090590270 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Rachel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 my missus sister is apparantly known for going through other peoples phones on the sly, i only found this out today while she was looking after our kids for a few hours at our house and id left my phone at home. when i got back home i knew for a fact she had gone through it because it was in a different place and she had read some texts i had not opened, anyway i hope she had a nice surprise as i had a few dirty photos sent me yesterday and i had sent my missus a few texts back saying what i was going to do to her 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Hahahaha super justice courtesy of the Ruge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Meath_Villan Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 holy shit .....turn on 8 out of 10 coundown ......do it ....do it now ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Oh Rachel.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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