snowychap Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: I'd be too stressed to organise a sex festival. Imagine if nobody came. Did blandy give you that one? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 for the record, Blandy has never to date given me one 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 22, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted August 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Xela said: The Kim Wall story is a bit **** up isn't it? A journalist goes onboard a private submarine owned by a wacky inventor called Peter Madsen for an article. She doesn't turn up at home later, Madsen says she died in an accident and he 'buried her at sea' He then deliberately sinks the sub Today a headless and limbless torso turns up. What the hell happened on that sub in those coupe of hours?! Pure Scandi-noir. Get Sara Lund and Saga Noren on the case. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted August 22, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted August 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Xela said: The Kim Wall story is a bit **** up isn't it? A journalist goes onboard a private submarine owned by a wacky inventor called Peter Madsen for an article. She doesn't turn up at home later, Madsen says she died in an accident and he 'buried her at sea' He then deliberately sinks the sub Today a headless and limbless torso turns up. What the hell happened on that sub in those coupe of hours?! Quite a bit of sawing? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 41 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: for the record, Blandy has never to date given me one You haven't lived. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TrentVilla Posted August 22, 2017 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted August 22, 2017 42 minutes ago, Chindie said: Quite a bit of sawing? Would that be sea-sawing? 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 19 hours ago, TrentVilla said: Would that be sea-sawing? Well played old chap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted August 23, 2017 Moderator Share Posted August 23, 2017 19 hours ago, snowychap said: You haven't lived. This has descended fast - now I only **** the undead, Snowy - is that the implication? Are you all singing "Blandy is a zombie ****er, Blandy is a zombie ****er". Look, it was just the once. And she was dead good looking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 23, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2017 I used to be a necrophiliac. Until some rotten word removed split on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 23, 2017 Moderator Share Posted August 23, 2017 I'm fairly sure the headline in one of the rags today was "Sausage kills Swinger at Sex Festival" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 25, 2017 Author Moderator Share Posted August 25, 2017 On 22/08/2017 at 22:26, Chindie said: Quite a bit of sawing? A sea saw. EDIT : Bugger. Curse you @TrentVilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted August 25, 2017 Moderator Share Posted August 25, 2017 1 hour ago, BOF said: A sea saw. EDIT : Bugger. Curse you @TrentVilla Only 3 days late to the punchline my friend, do try and keep up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 25, 2017 Author Moderator Share Posted August 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, TrentVilla said: Only 3 days late to the punchline my friend, do try and keep up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2017/09/australia-sends-out-same-sex-marriage-survey-with-barcode-bumsex.html Quote Australia sends out same-sex marriage survey with barcode 'bumsex' An oversight by the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) has led to a same-sex marriage survey being sent out with the word "bumsex" printed in a barcode. More than 16 million surveys were sent out across Australia by the ABS, allowing people to have their say in the postal plebiscite on same-sex marriage. Each survey features its own unique computer generated barcode. Some of the letters beneath these barcodes have inadvetantly spelled rude wods - including "bumsex". ABS deputy statistician Jonathan Palmer apologised for the oversight. "The ABS acknowledges that in issuing 16 million barcodes it did not check and remove words and phrases that may be offensive," he said in a statement. "The codes were issued using an algorithm generating more than two quintillion combinations of letters and numbers in order to generate highly secure barcodes." Shared across social media, the photo caused an outpouring of interest from voters across both sides of the same-sex marriage debate who found it funny. The same-sex marriage postal survey closes on November 7. >2 quintillion combinations and outcomes bumsex? Mmmm. Plausibly BS, if nothing else for the lousy spelling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I thought it was every survey had it on! It was just the 1. Still, computer generated? Hmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted September 25, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted September 25, 2017 On 08/08/2017 at 19:29, Xela said: This story of the model who was kidnapped and was about to be sold as a sex slave in the Middle East. The more I read about it, the more it doesn't add up. It would be mental if it was a PR stunt. She looked remarkably perky yesterday with her shorts on, boobs hanging out while in full make up giving a press conference having been away from home for 26 days. On 08/08/2017 at 19:47, Chindie said: I'll be astonished if there isn't something more to it. Either the guy who did it is **** nuts, or the entire thing is bollocks. A kidnap gang with business cards FFS?! And either shes the calmest person on the planet, a bit thick, or knows it's bollocks and it's a rubbish actor. On 08/08/2017 at 20:55, Daweii said: Seems like a PR stunt carried out by a model likely with a decent amount of cash. It seems like she paid off her captors to be the fall guys, but offered a decent excuse for letting her go that makes them look human and remorseful. They or he will go to prison for this, but the monetary gain and the shortened sentence by looking "nice" seems to be the goal here. The issue is that the excuse is what makes this all fall apart. The whole "we found out she was a parent, which is against our code of conduct" excuse is dumb. Any group that is substantial enough to have a code of conduct, or at the very least a code of ethics is not one that is overlooking such details as the target being a parent. Did no one look at her Instagram in the months leading up to this kidnapping? I mean she has an Instagram loaded with pictures and some of them are of her precious child. It doesn't take long to browse that page even if you're stopping to have a longer look at some of the images. Maybe, just maybe her captors were just that stupid, but I just don't buy that. Piss poor planning can be excused if it's not 100% necessary, but if you're part of a group that has such rules in place that you do not kill, maim or harm a parent then you do some legitimate research first. I dunno maybe I have a certain standard when it comes to intelligence and these guys are just that stupid, but this feels to me like a model looking for some PR with the finer details not holding up to scrutiny. Ultimately though I think the bad guys are going to prison and she's on the fast track to being UK's next top model. On 09/08/2017 at 00:20, TrentVilla said: Surely nobody is buying it that this is real? For a start, she went shopping with the guy. Second, she claimed to have been shackled to a set of draws for a week but there weren't any in the room she was supposed to be in. Then you've got the cobblers about having woken up in a bag in a car boot yet all she seems bothered about is how much tits and ass she can get away with showing in the 6 o'clock news. Utter BS the lot of it. Oh and given the scope and organisation of this gag, how come this guy gave them up including their name so quick? In a shocking move, the court has heard today the entire thing could well be a PR stunt. It's only come from media speculation the lawyer for one of the defendants has cited, but come on, this whole thing stinks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 It's particularly annoying because it's likely to work. This word removed will end up on reality TV and make millions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 29, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted September 29, 2017 Quote NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CAMERAMAN ARRESTED FOR RAPING A ZEBRA Share3K TweetPretoria| An employee of the famous National Geographic magazine was arrested this morning in South Africa, for sexually assaulting a zebra while working in the Kruger National Park. Mr Fitzgerald was shooting a documentary film on Burchell’s zebras along with two other National Geographic employees and five local guides, when he left the group to “get a closer look” of the animals. A few minutes later, his colleagues went looking for him and found him engaging in sexual intercourse with one of the animals. According to the South African Police Service (SAPS), 32-year old Brian Fitzgerald, from Morristown in New Jersey, lured a young male zebra with pieces of fruits before tying it down with a rope and sodomizing it. “Witnesses have seen him binding the animal to restrain its movements, attaching it to his jeep and then raping it,” said the South African National Police Commissioner, Lt. Gen. Khomotso Phahlane. “If the allegations are true and he did tie up the zebra, then the animal clearly didn’t give its consent.” There is no specific legislation against bestiality in South Africa, but due to the circumstances, Mr Fitzgerald is accused of violating the Animals Protection Act, which makes it an offense to ill-treat, torture or terrify an animal. If found guilty, he faces a maximum sentence of two years in prison. The Executive director of the National Council of Societies for the Protection of Animals (NSPCA), Marcelle Meredith, says she wasn’t surprised when she learned about Mr Fitzgerald’s case. She claims that South Africa has become a popular destination for zoophiles over the last few years, despite the authorities’ efforts to crack down on the phenomenon. In recent years there have been the cases of a Transkei man sentenced to 12 months’ jail for having sex with a sheep; some Grahamstown youths caught “gang raping” a dog; and a 23-year-old Free State farm worker arrested when he was spotted by passing motorists while standing on a dunghill with his trousers around his knees, having intercourse with a cow. Despite the increasing number of accusations, the NSPCA estimates that more than 20,000 animals have been sexually abused in the country over the last two years. Quote Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PompeyVillan Posted September 29, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted September 29, 2017 It seems like it's a black and white case to me, I can't see how a Zebra can consent to being sodomized. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 2 hours ago, mjmooney said: Link Dumbass. I mean, if he was that way inclined he should have just bought a box of tissues and a copy of Madagascar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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