sidcow Posted January 21, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 21, 2021 10 minutes ago, Seat68 said: Bot to do your achievements down, basic 1 point question. No, his bonus questions were all on initialed bands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 (edited) 9 hours ago, Mark Albrighton said: Yep, I’m like that with Jiffy bags and bubble wrap too. Now my Dad thinks he's an ebay trader, he loves boxes, bubble wrap and jiffy bags. Its like Ryman Stationery in his home office. Edited January 21, 2021 by Xela spelling innit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Xela said: Now my Dad thinks he's an ebay trader, he loves boxes, bubble wrap, jiffy bags. Its like Ryman Stationary in his home office. Stationery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Stationery. You know what, I thought it didn't look right, but I took a chance and it backfired. Take a risk they said. Be impulsive they said. Nah, never again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Xela said: You know what, I thought it didn't look right, but I took a chance and it backfired. Take a risk they said. Be impulsive they said. Nah, never again. The difference is the e and the a. Pen is stationery the Car is stationary 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Thats how I remember it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Seat68 said: The difference is the e and the a. Pen is stationery the Car is stationary I should have stuck with my first thought and used Staples as the example Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 21, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 21, 2021 42 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Stationery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted January 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 22, 2021 **** hell, I’ve been left alone in the house. Possibly the first time in months. Long story short, I’ve trodden a slab of corned beef in to the new living room rug. that rug is 6 weeks old. We don’t eat in the living room. We don’t eat without a plate whilst wandering around the house. These are rules that I have been enforcing ‘enthusiastically’. What are the chances of Ikea opening just for me as its essential? 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: **** hell, I’ve been left alone in the house. Possibly the first time in months. Long story short, I’ve trodden a slab of corned beef in to the new living room rug. that rug is 6 weeks old. We don’t eat in the living room. We don’t eat without a plate whilst wandering around the house. These are rules that I have been enforcing ‘enthusiastically’. What are the chances of Ikea opening just for me as its essential? knock over a few lamps and ornaments , take a dump in the middle of the room and then blame it on burglars ..simples 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Just now, tonyh29 said: knock over a few lamps and ornaments , take a dump in the middle of the room and then blame it on burglars ..simples Way ahead of you, I’ve written CCFC across the one wall and eaten all the biscuits. I’m in the wardrobe now with a balaclava on. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post blandy Posted January 22, 2021 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted January 22, 2021 52 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: I’ve trodden a slab of corned beef in to the new living room rug No, that's fine. You can explain to them that corned beef is meant to be there because.... it's ground beef. 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 22, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 22, 2021 Now this might actually tempt me to go to bingo hall if they had a only women under 40 policy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, bickster said: Now this might actually tempt me to go to bingo hall if they had a only women under 40 policy Used to be a bar in Tamworth called BJ’s. It was a bit of a divorcees hangout, but did £1 a pint on a few of the nights so worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 22, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Genie said: Used to be a bar in Tamworth called BJ’s. It was a bit of a divorcees hangout, but did £1 a pint on a few of the nights so worth it. I'm not sure I could produce a pint but for just a quid I'm willing to give it a go. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 22, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 22, 2021 2 hours ago, chrisp65 said: **** hell, I’ve been left alone in the house. Possibly the first time in months. Long story short, I’ve trodden a slab of corned beef in to the new living room rug. that rug is 6 weeks old. We don’t eat in the living room. We don’t eat without a plate whilst wandering around the house. These are rules that I have been enforcing ‘enthusiastically’. What are the chances of Ikea opening just for me as its essential? This is why we need women. We're basically over-grown toddlers. It's why they love us too. Big eejits that we are. We want to have fun and they get to prevent fun. Perfect. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 I am of an age where I shouldn’t be, but I still get bollocked by my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 22, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 22, 2021 53 minutes ago, sidcow said: I'm not sure I could produce a pint but for just a quid I'm willing to give it a go. Avatar doesn't check out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 12 minutes ago, Seat68 said: I am of an age where I shouldn’t be, but I still get bollocked by my wife. I got caught absolutely red handed yesterday having a record delivered. She pulled up in the car as the postie was putting the record on my doorstep with me stood there with a big **** off grin on my face. Today, she’s in work.... two of them no pictures reading books have just turned up. Moral high ground reclaimed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 18 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: I got caught absolutely red handed yesterday having a record delivered. She pulled up in the car as the postie was putting the record on my doorstep with me stood there with a big **** off grin on my face. Today, she’s in work.... two of them no pictures reading books have just turned up. Moral high ground reclaimed. I haven’t mentioned a six foot tree shaped standard lamp that was purchased. I am keeping that on the back burner. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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