AVFC_Hitz Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I've only just realised that the small, funny tasting, soft apple that I took from the fruit bowl at work last week was a peach. Peach of a story, that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 8, 2016 Moderator Share Posted September 8, 2016 9 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I've only just realised that the small, funny tasting, soft apple that I took from the fruit bowl at work last week was a peach. It had fur on it fgs. Who eats a furry apple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 minute ago, BOF said: It had fur on it fgs. Who eats a furry apple? Mind your own business, pervert! I've picked another one up today thinking it's an apple, I think it's some kind of hybrid. No fur, fully shaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 11 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Mind your own business, pervert! I've picked another one up today thinking it's an apple, I think it's some kind of hybrid. No fur, fully shaven. That's a nectarine you plum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, choffer said: Does the international break bring to the fore our obsession with food? With little or no football to speak of, we've had the burger thread, the bacon sarnie thread and a couple of pages of apple talk in the cheer you up thread. What next? A new thread called "What do you have on your toast?" or "How do you peel your cumquats?". Bitter chocolate and plum spread and 'more carefully than my sinequats'. The only answers obviously Edited September 8, 2016 by Rodders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 minute ago, sharkyvilla said: That's a nectarine you plum Nah, it's not a plum, it's a funny apple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Definitely diagnosing it as a nectarine. Did it look like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted September 8, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted September 8, 2016 (edited) It looks like the one on the left, the apple. Edited September 8, 2016 by Paddywhack 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 I genuinely thought a nectarine was a like an orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 8, 2016 Moderator Share Posted September 8, 2016 I think we're establishing that you need to work on your fruits Paddy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 I know. I've never tried a pear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 8, 2016 Moderator Share Posted September 8, 2016 Can I suggest you start with passion fruit. You use your tongue to scoop a really tasty sticky snotty phlegm-like substance out of a purple cup. It even looks like it's been coughed there by a grandparent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 You remember what my tongue looks like don't you? My tongue licking that out would be horrific. I don't like nectarines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Paddywhack said: My tongue licking that out would be horrific. *titter* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 So that's what they are, I ate one once thinking it was a grape. Seriously though, they look like with I imagine alien bollocks sliced in half would look like. Revolting. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: So that's what they are, I ate one once thinking it was a grape. Seriously though, they look like with I imagine alien bollocks sliced in half would look like. Revolting. Come on mate, even I know you don't get grapes that colour, grapes are green! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 8, 2016 Moderator Share Posted September 8, 2016 Yeah they don't look great, but they are deeeelicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Best fruit ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 On the subject of odd looking but tasty fruit I'll vouch for lychee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 I had physilis once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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