Ginko Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 I thought everyone got the TB thingy as kids? The tradition here was to get it after you left primary school. Oh, the scare stories! It leaves a nice wee scar on your upper left arm. It was a tradition at my school, that the older lads would punch the TB jab kids in the arm, after they'd had it. Yep same here. Kids really are dickheads. I managed to get away with mine for quite some time before some bellend found out and really lamped me on on the arm and popped it. Gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 You only got punched if you were a big smelly loser butt face. Did it hurt ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 yes, my knuckles got sore after a while. nerd. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 The news story today about the woman with severe learning difficulties being told she'll be having a sterilisation whether she likes it or not as she's had 6 kids taken into care. How about telling the sick bastards who keep getting her pregnant to lay off? How do you know who's going to impregnate her next? Also, see Xela's post. It was the correct thing to do, for numerous reasons, in this specific case. It has been done more than anything with the safety of her and any subsequent baby in mind. There is also the wider debate about someone with her specific mental capacities and child bearing/rearing record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted February 5, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 5, 2015 (edited) Just made a tit of myself. I was in a lift that breaks down regularly with two good looking ladies from work. One of them said 'I hope we don't get stuck, none of us have any food'. I replied 'I know, plus we'd have to repopulate the lift'. Silence from one of them, a roll of the eyes and an 'oh god' from the other. I think...I think I might be the office creep... Edited February 5, 2015 by Paddywhack 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Just made a tit of myself. I was in a lift that breaks down regularly with two good looking ladies from work. One of them said 'I hope we don't get stuck, none of us have any food'. I replied 'I know, plus we'd have to repopulate the lift'. Silence from one of them, a roll of the eyes and an 'oh god' from the other. I think...I think I might be the office creep... Expect a 'chat' with HR in the near future. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Just made a tit of myself. I was in a lift that breaks down regularly with two good looking ladies from work. One of them said 'I hope we don't get stuck, none of us have any food'. I replied 'I know, plus we'd have to repopulate the lift'. Silence from one of them, a roll of the eyes and an 'oh god' from the other. I think...I think I might be the office creep... Maybe they heard about how big you are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Don't mention or even imply sex to anyone ever. Just pretend it doesn't exist. - Osho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Just made a tit of myself. I was in a lift that breaks down regularly with two good looking ladies from work. One of them said 'I hope we don't get stuck, none of us have any food'. I replied 'I know, plus we'd have to repopulate the lift'. Silence from one of them, a roll of the eyes and an 'oh god' from the other. I think...I think I might be the office creep... Maybe they heard about how big you are. Well I have written it on the lift wall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted February 5, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted February 5, 2015 **** Halal meat and anyone who defends it. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 (edited) **** Halal meat and anyone who defends it. That is all. Just for clarity, are you a vegetarian? I am going to defend it by the way, if you are vegetarian, why halal specifically? If you arent, would you prefer your meat to be cuddled to death? Edited February 5, 2015 by Seat68 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Or is it reference to the story in the news about those butchers mistreating the animals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 do three butchers represent an entire industry and practice, or would hundreds if not thousands that arent utter tools be the representatives? I suspect the answer will be the former. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Just made a tit of myself. I was in a lift that breaks down regularly with two good looking ladies from work. One of them said 'I hope we don't get stuck, none of us have any food'. I replied 'I know, plus we'd have to repopulate the lift'. Silence from one of them, a roll of the eyes and an 'oh god' from the other. I think...I think I might be the office creep... Sounds like those two need to pull their heads out of their arses and lighten up a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 **** Halal meat and anyone who defends it. That is all. Just for clarity, are you a vegetarian? I am going to defend it by the way, if you are vegetarian, why halal specifically? If you arent, would you prefer your meat to be cuddled to death? I'm pretty sure he is a vegetarian. The pies on his face must be quite bland Why particularly halal though? The sheep incident is not representative of all halal slaughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted February 5, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 5, 2015 Oh for fu... I've done it again. I told a gullible girl at work that they've finally cracked time travel, that it's on BBC News. I said they'd sent a bloke back to 1950s yesterday morning and they found him last night an old man. She got really excited and start looking online for it. When I told her I was winding her up she looked really sad and said she was getting excited because she wanted to go back to when she was little to when her dad was alive. I'm upsetting the ladies today. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Paddywhack to be fired before the week is out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dAVe80 Posted February 5, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 5, 2015 Paddywhack, office prankster... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted February 5, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 5, 2015 It's true and I hate myself for it. It's through boredom I think. I don't think 15 minutes ever goes by where I just sit down and get on with my work. I'm constantly flicking elastic bands at people, making them jump, putting cold cans on their necks, putting post it notes under the mouse so they dont work or swapping people's keyboards over. And then I go home tired, telling my girlfriend I've had a busy day. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 5, 2015 Moderator Share Posted February 5, 2015 Well I've enjoyed your stories. More please :-) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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