Stevo985 Posted February 12, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 12, 2014 I've (touch wood) never had a nosebleed. #truestory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Oh, you've never lived! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 12, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 12, 2014 I feel like it's the same as never having had chicken pox. I've been bashed in the nose several times (used to play rugby) so no idea why I've avoided it. Just never happened. I'll probably freak out if it ever happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I love a good nosebleed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) Bumped into Sir Chris Hoy today. I'm rarely in awe of anyone, but he did *something* to me. I didn't say much, just made a noise, it sounded a bit like a cat being anally raped. If questioned I'd swear he's 8 foot tall and 6 foot wide. Legend. Edited February 12, 2014 by dont_do_it_doug. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Lady Annoyingface: 'What are you doing on Valentines day?' Me: 'What, Friday? Going out' LA: 'Who with?' Me: 'No one' LA: 'On your own, on Valentines day? I couldn't do that, it would be horrible! I'd feel like a saddo.' Me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Bumped into Sir Chris Hoy today. I'm rarely in awe of anyone, but he did *something* to me. I didn't say much, just made a noise, it sounded a bit like a cat being anally raped. If questioned I'd swear he's 8 foot tall and 6 foot wide. Legend. This something he did to you, was it a man being anally raped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Bumped into Sir Chris Hoy today. I'm rarely in awe of anyone, but he did *something* to me. I didn't say much, just made a noise, it sounded a bit like a cat being anally raped. If questioned I'd swear he's 8 foot tall and 6 foot wide. Legend. This something he did to you, was it a man being anally raped? I'd not stop him. I'd not be able to even if I wanted to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 That would be a great story for the claim to fame thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I aim to have thighs like Chris Hoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I aim to have thighs like Chris Hoy They are absolutely ridiculous. Each leg like two of my own. He could squat the velodrome I reckon. Not sure if you've ever met him, you've a good chance of it now you're in the Olympic family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I have, he is just amazing. Mad respect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 On the subject of nose bleeds I get a couple every year when the weather starts getting warmer, I don't know why but it has happened since I was a kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Also I remember when I was having a nose bleed in the bogs at work and a temp walked in asked me if I was ok and proceded to pass out and slide down the wall because he can't stand the sight of blood 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 First nosebleed I ever had was whilst straining to take a dump. Not a pleasant experience. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I had them all the time as a kid. Random as hell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Never had a nosebleed, but I used to work with Olympic silver medalist Adrian Metcalfe. Lovely bloke, but he used to hang out with Jeffrey Archer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) I have, he is just amazing. Mad respect! They say knighthoods are handed out willy-nilly these days don't they, we'll there's one they got spot on. If it were the 14th century he'd be the one defending the queen. Man crush. Edited February 12, 2014 by dont_do_it_doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted February 12, 2014 Administrator Share Posted February 12, 2014 They say knighthoods are handed out willy-nilly these days don't they, we'll there's one they got spot on. If it were the 14th century he'd be the one defending the queen. Man crush. There weren't any 14th Century queens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 They say knighthoods are handed out willy-nilly these days don't they, we'll there's one they got spot on. If it were the 14th century he'd be the one defending the queen. Man crush. There weren't any 14th Century queens Oh yes there were. Philippa wife of Edward III for a start. Queen's College Oxford was named after her. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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