rjw63 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 eames - no camel sex pics Carl - no speedos! Wiggy - yes ta :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timbaughan Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Do him up the wrong 'un Surely for his colleague it would be the right 'un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 16, 2012 Moderator Share Posted August 16, 2012 Carl - no speedos! That's even worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 you cheap bastard rob, only costs about 200 quid to go tunsia an thats 5* all inclusive. didnt u wanna shell out on a decent holiday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 you cheap bastard rob, only costs about 200 quid to go tunsia an thats 5* all inclusive. didnt u wanna shell out on a decent holiday? The man drives a Rover :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 you cheap bastard rob, only costs about 200 quid to go tunsia an thats 5* all inclusive. didnt u wanna shell out on a decent holiday? haha...this holiday cost £1500 and we got it for **** all so I aint complaining! Here, have a few pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Haha Rob, you scary scary legend Top work by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Anyone else find Elvis Costello's "crooning" a total embarrassment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I have just made a cup of tea in my extra large mug (it holds a pint an a half) and forgot to sugar it but by the time I realised I had already sat down and got comfy, I drank the lot grimmacing with each mouthfull and only when I got to the bottom did I think to myself 'if I would have took 20 seconds to put some sugar in then I would have actually enjoyed my mug of tea' **** idle bastard I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMFy Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I just phoned my old man to wish him happy birthday and he answered the phone while having a poo. Nobody answers the phone while pooing, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted August 16, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted August 16, 2012 Voinjama? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I just phoned my old man to wish him happy birthday and he answered the phone while having a poo. Nobody answers the phone while pooing, surely? If the worst squeezes are out the way and I can talk properly then yeah. Also if I am in a rush in the morning I will brush my teeth whilst on the bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Also if I am in a rush in the morning I will brush my teeth whilst on the bog. I lack the hand / mind co-ordination early in the morning for that kind of shennanigins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I never wipe whilst brushing, accidentally using the wrong hand could end in disaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I never wipe whilst brushing, accidentally using the wrong hand could end in disaster. Could... or did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I never wipe whilst brushing, accidentally using the wrong hand could end in disaster. Could... or did? Ya got me. Well it felt quite nice, but tasted foul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 17, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted August 17, 2012 I have just made a cup of tea in my extra large mug (it holds a pint an a half) and forgot to sugar it but by the time I realised I had already sat down and got comfy, I drank the lot grimmacing with each mouthfull and only when I got to the bottom did I think to myself 'if I would have took 20 seconds to put some sugar in then I would have actually enjoyed my mug of tea' **** idle bastard I amJust stop taking sugar. It takes a little while to get used to it, but when you do, tea without sugar tastes MUCH better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Rob...you magnificent perving bastard!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 That is brilliant/terrible Rob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I just phoned my old man to wish him happy birthday and he answered the phone while having a poo. Nobody answers the phone while pooing, surely? That would depend on where they are pooing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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